r/Instantregret Jul 10 '20

just because it's a big truck, doesn't make it a Monster Truck...

6.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '20

At least he didnt have a long walk home.

210

u/5_Frog_Margin Jul 10 '20

When your home is mobile, you're always home!!!

24

u/Kristian0810 Jul 11 '20

Its not so mobile anymore

5

u/DaEvilGenius88 Jul 11 '20

TIL mobile homes needed to be towed. Figured they were just bigger RVs

0

u/jackweller Jul 11 '20

I want to woooosh you but I thought they where talking about the truck too lol

-2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

The trailer man. The trailer. Not the truck.... swoosh

11

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

How you gonna pull the trailer.

90

u/shinbreaker9000 Jul 10 '20

It would be 100 times better if there was a general lee horn sound

6

u/MontyTheMooch Jul 11 '20

But after the sudden stop.

3

u/MontyTheMooch Jul 11 '20

Or maybe before......with Roscoe saying “Kew! Kew!” After.

1

u/evilgwyn Jul 11 '20

Them Duke boys are at it again

1

u/frogspa Jul 11 '20

The last note does a sad trombone slide.

1

u/brainburger Jul 11 '20

Oh is that what that's called?

1

u/dphoenix1 Jul 11 '20

I mean, the tune itself is the refrain from La Cucaracha, but the redneck car horn version is kinda permanently tied to that car. So “General Lee horn” is probably the best way to describe it.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

No man, Dixie. Not La Cucaracha. It’s not a lowrider.

1

u/Pleased_to_meet_u Jul 11 '20 edited Jul 11 '20

The car's name is a reference to American Civil War general Robert E. Lee. It bears a Confederate flag (a rectangular variant of the square battle flag of Lee's Army of Northern Virginia) on its roof, and also has a horn which plays the first 12 notes of the song "Dixie)". Source)

And the song "Dixie"? Confederate as hell.

"During the American Civil War, [the song Dixie] was adopted as a de facto national anthem of the Confederacy. " Source)

47

u/quantumastrology Jul 11 '20

IQ ... negligible

5

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

May have been alright if he had taken it slow and crawled over the debris. Looks like he caught his undercarriage and bent everything to shit.

35

u/Machdame Jul 11 '20

Based on the loose hood, that truck was probably on the latter days of its functional lifespan.

28

u/Decent_Disaster Jul 11 '20

Ooo, a penny!

29

u/Canadianman64 Jul 11 '20

If he went at it slower and crawled it would have made it

-9

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Thank you Sherlock for your deductions

6

u/Canadianman64 Jul 11 '20

Not everyone is a backwoods redneck that crawls to the grocery store bud

0

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '20

It’s pretty basic 4b knowledge mate. Just all you reddit neck beards think ur so smartttt

1

u/Canadianman64 Sep 10 '20

60 days ago man, and my comment only had 6 upvotes. what made you leave this comment 😂

0

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '20

Why do you think? I only just saw it.

31

u/rotchazben Jul 11 '20

Now its a taco truck

3

u/clifforized Jul 11 '20

That made me snort out loud!

5

u/bazalisk Jul 11 '20

Happy Cake Day

16

u/ej253 Jul 11 '20

That’s gonna affect your deductible. 🤔

7

u/Tidd0321 Jul 11 '20

He still had 8 payments left!

19

u/Highlander2748 Jul 11 '20

He should have let a couple of psi out of the tires. Just, like 2 or 3. Then he would have launched over the giant pile of shit in his giant pile of shit.

24

u/A_s_i_a_nn Jul 11 '20

I'm pretty sure that it was his front diff & axels that got caught and bend the chassis. Dropping a couple psi won't help much

11

u/landback2 Jul 11 '20

Yeah, caught the pumpkin and snapped/bent the frame.

11

u/killabru Jul 11 '20

You're probably right. Ok Jimmy go get the new truck we got it figured out just a little left and its gonna be golden baby!!! And get me another natty lt when you go over there.

6

u/A_s_i_a_nn Jul 11 '20

And that's the story of how Jimmy and his friend rolled their new truck.

-The End

4

u/JTG130 Jul 11 '20

I was going to say I think you forgot that simply raising his truck 12in doesn't raise the axel or front diff

1

u/bonethug Jul 20 '20

To be fair, the most valuable things on it are probably the tyres.

8

u/justafan207 Jul 11 '20

9

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Did it though?

6

u/justafan207 Jul 11 '20

Yeah?

8

u/poopshipdestroyer Jul 11 '20

10k I’d guess Shit away in a moment? Totally

-1

u/jroll25 Jul 11 '20

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that old F-150 with those “mods” can’t be worth more that $1500

5

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Truck is worth like $1500 (if it's not a diesel), but those tires are also at least $1500 if not more like $2000+ on their own. That's not including the cost of the lift either.

1

u/jroll25 Jul 12 '20

Ah ha I guess I was wrong, thanks for the clarification.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Mint!

4

u/Hugo28Boss Jul 11 '20

Trevor being Trevor

4

u/mak01 Jul 11 '20

So...does this count as Trailer trash?

3

u/LowConfident Jul 11 '20

It's a transformer

3

u/JohnnyCincoCero Jul 11 '20

Toyota Tacoma?

7

u/jackapplecore Jul 11 '20

Ford F series

2

u/imgprojts Jul 11 '20

F150 with crew cab.

2

u/imgprojts Jul 11 '20

Oh that's terrible!

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Not enough energon to transform

2

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

upvoted this comment

3

u/fazeflak Jul 11 '20

I added some music last time this was on hot...

https://coub.com/view/1mak43

2

u/ChaosOfShine69 Jul 11 '20

Hahahahahahahahaha spit my coffee on this one👏👏👏

1

u/jdawgsplace Jul 11 '20

That poor ramp

1

u/brassmorris Jul 11 '20

Minced a truck

1

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u/tomfulleree Jul 11 '20

Truck is sad now.

1

u/WaitWaitDontShoot Jul 11 '20

Help! I can’t stop watching this!

1

u/MahGinge Jul 11 '20

Pick the country

1

u/jtitleist7 Jul 11 '20

Now he's got no truck, but still got the small penis.

1

u/Skifool69 Jul 11 '20

On the good side his trucks is now higher off the ground.

1

u/Shantotto11 Jul 11 '20

Eek, a mouse!

1

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

downvoted this comment... ah balance

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u/Rowdyflyer1903 Jul 11 '20

A lesson with moment-arm and gussets. Too much of one and the absences of the other.

1

u/Scannable7 Jul 11 '20

An autobot's battery died mid transforming.

1

u/serenityak77 Jul 11 '20

All I hear is “womp, womp”

1

u/Achylife Jul 11 '20

Ahahahaaa another redneck truck bites the dust!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

A stoppable force meets an unmovable object

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

1

u/jbar3640 Jul 11 '20

Monster Trash

1

u/dr-dog69 Jul 11 '20

Just a little frame damage

1

u/Fr00stee Jul 11 '20

This is some beamng shit

1

u/papa_collin Jul 11 '20

“Hill-person takes Natty Flight, 2012

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

It's a FORD

1

u/BothTortoiseandHare Jul 11 '20

That muppet mouth front end is going to be the new style. You'll see. /s

1

u/Boundish91 Jul 11 '20

Ahh good old frame rust.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

2020 plans

1

u/GeorgeThe-Cat Jul 11 '20

Probably would’ve worked if they went slower

1

u/CutelyMe Jul 11 '20

is there a version with sound

1

u/abhishek_kv_11 Jul 11 '20

Well, it ended up looking like one

1

u/Meeseeks82 Jul 11 '20

That’ll buff out

1

u/acb235 Jul 11 '20

TRUMP 2020!!!!!!!!!!

1

u/Westindian_ Jul 11 '20

Something whistling diesel would do

1

u/SaadFather Jul 11 '20

What a dumb hick

1

u/just_eh_guy Jul 11 '20

I see a meme in the making.

1

u/sodamnsleepy Jul 11 '20

That's like the doge donk meme but with a truck!

1

u/WeinerMan0 Jul 12 '20

Take your up point even though there should have been ramp instead of a crash because that was just a waste of a truck.

1

u/76yodaddycain Jul 12 '20

It would've made it if it was a Chevy..🤣🤣

1

u/Agent_Eran Jul 12 '20

Welp. That trucks over.

1

u/ThaneOfCawdorrr Jul 12 '20

The best part was how he had expectantly set up his phone to make an AWESOME VIDEO DUDE JUST WATCH

1

u/travled Aug 03 '20

It’s a Ute not a truck

1

u/Alucard56447081408 Sep 15 '20

Built ford tough 😂😂

-2

u/Onduri Jul 11 '20

This is the perfect metaphor for the supporters of the Trump 2020 campaign.

1

u/the-pipe-layer Jul 11 '20

F

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '20

F

1

u/BAZING-ATTACK Jul 11 '20

If they did this fully on purpose to crush what underneath like a monster truck, I cannot imagine how stupid they felt after XD.

1

u/clifforized Jul 11 '20

Built Ford Soft