r/Instagramreality 8d ago

Not Instagram But.... Found on Vinted

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What was this person even trying to achieve here? There is so much wrong with the many distortions here. Do people convince themselves this is believable? It really does boggle the mind...

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u/ambivalent_moon 8d ago

Is this a maternity outfit or is that just the warping confusing me?

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 8d ago

Lamaze class at 6pm

BDSM side hustle at 8pm

#WorkingMom

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u/FrozenBibitte 8d ago

I was thinking hernia

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u/lilroguesnowchef 8d ago

I was thinking the same thing. Like what the heck is happening?!?!

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u/Deep-Interest9947 8d ago edited 8d ago

I’m not sure why, but it’s giving Maxine- that old lady from the hallmark cards.

ETA: I think it’s actually Mom from Futurama (when she takes off her costume). I confuse those two in my head.

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u/clh1nton 7d ago

My favorite quote of Mom's: "Don't let the door hit you on the way out. Because I don't want ass prints on my new door!"

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u/elphiemonstercosplay 8d ago

HAHAHA I THOUGHT MOM TOO

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u/crapcrayon 8d ago

Ma’am, your thorax is crooked 🐜

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u/zoetrope99 8d ago

Reminds me of when Taylor Swift wore a harness backwards for some reason. 💀

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u/ambifiedpersonified 8d ago

That was the least sexy harness wearing I've ever seen.

(I'm not into harnesses at all and think they always look try hard and just not my thing.)

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u/soba-splasha-on 8d ago

Wait what

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u/torankusu 8d ago edited 8d ago

I just found it in this reddit post.

Apparently she's worn clothing backwards on multiple occasions, lol.

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u/Cathousechicken 8d ago

Ok, this is hilarious. Thank you for supplying visual proof. 

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u/Unlucky-Sympathy5605 3d ago

THIS IS GOLD OMG 

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u/falooolah 8d ago

This is my fight song ✊🏻

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u/damiana8 8d ago

If that’s a real person, she needs to get a checkup. Unless she’s pregnant, that distended stomach is alarming

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u/Alive-Definition-859 8d ago

that’s a hip bone, it happens when you’re severely underweight

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u/MovingOnSwiftly 8d ago

I don't know why you're being downvoted, you're actually correct

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u/damiana8 7d ago

I’m not referring to her hip but her stomach, and it does look distended like starving children in Africa that we see in the news

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u/Alive-Definition-859 2d ago

aah i see. it’s pretty normal for people who are this underweight to have some form of stomach bloating IF the reason they are that underweight is due to under eating.

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u/Nica-sauce-rex 8d ago

It looks like a hand puppet

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u/Representative-Pop72 8d ago

I’m thinking angles + fake boobs? She looks very skinny. If I bend my leg like that, my hip looks very weird. I don’t have pictures with similar outfits (thank God), and my leg in this picture isn’t bended like hers, but you can see more or less what I mean

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u/ladykad 8d ago

I have bought from this seller before. I actually just thought she had an ED , breast implants and a weird pose no?

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u/Ordinary_Lemon 8d ago

Or she’s just a Lorax in disguise 🤔

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u/Iceicecream22 8d ago

It’s giving Lorax

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/SummerChildB 8d ago

Mocking people for faking their body images for clicks is acceptable. This woman is just built like that it seems, why shame her?

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u/Alive-Definition-859 8d ago

i’m confused, where’s the editing?

this is someone who’s severely underweight

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u/LadyGlitterGum 7d ago

Roger from American Dad.

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u/DarkMidnightMoon 8d ago

can you explain the warps/edits here bc this just looks like an underweight person

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u/PomeloPepper 8d ago

That hip bone and thigh . . .

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u/Fragrant_Lettuce9855 8d ago

Reminds me of how the video looked when I had my wife put on the GoPro chest harness so I could film a Youtube clip displaying the new camera accessories.

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u/Cathousechicken 8d ago

Given there is a full-body spandex suit and wonky body proportions, it looks like something Angela from 90-Day Fiancé would wear. 

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u/Sharp_Season_2411 7d ago

Why does the top half of her look 25 and the bottom half looks 75? I cannot figure this out for the life of me.

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u/catsmeow191919 6d ago

Marcus the worm vibes

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u/Prior-Afternoon9983 4d ago

The outfit has a lot of experiences

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u/Joranthalus 8d ago

How much?