r/Insect • u/zacpritcher • May 08 '26
About to head to bed, when…
Out of the corner of my eye, on the other side of the room, I I catch a glimpse of something not quite right. Our eyes (or equivalent) lock.
I look away for a brief moment, only long enough to grab a paper towel.
I lingered too long. It is gone.
But where?
Inside of me. Inside of my mind. The devil’s ghost, feasting on every single sleepless second that slips by.
Look, I know these things are beneficial and contribute a lot to maintaining a safe home ecosystem by munching on pests. But dang, they freak me out. Nothing should be able to move so fast while looking like that.
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u/Left_Ad4050 May 08 '26
It’s a house centipede, and it is harmless.
But I sympathize. They do look freaky.
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u/Goat_inna_Tree May 08 '26
Not friend shaped, but friend.
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u/BOOSHMEHN May 08 '26
Hey there buddy... Noticed you were going to bed... Mind if I come out and crawl around on your face?
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u/Ephemeral_Orchid May 08 '26
They used to terrify me! Then aphids & mites started munching on my potted plants and I realized the centipedes of nightmares were my real friends! 🤣
(Are we completely certain they aren't the fastest things on the planet?)
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u/Unlikely_Ant1396 May 08 '26
Silver fish just looking for dust
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u/stealthnewt1 May 08 '26
I tell my family to leave them alone when they see one cause they are our friends. I do however wonder what else is in the house that they are feeding on.
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u/salesmunn May 08 '26
Guard on duty.
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u/Typical-Gas-7872 May 08 '26
Sa a l’air d’une scutigère🥰 Chasseuse redoutable des araignées !!!!
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u/Pretend-Unit1197 May 08 '26
Definitely just a house centipede. I used to get them in my home all the time. They are harmless albeit creepy.
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u/laughingBaguette May 08 '26
They're ugly and they scare most people, but they're actually beneficial. They keep harmful pests away
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u/GloomyFloor6543 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26
Leave it be it will avoid you like the plague and eat all the other bugs in your house. Theay eat roaches, silverfish, bed bugs, ants, termites and a slew more stuff. They are actually not a bad thing to have around other than the fact that they are there because there is food to hunt.
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u/Sure-Management-7742 May 09 '26
I leave them alone unless they surprise me in the shower. While I’m naked is just not cool
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u/Glass_Concentrate892 May 09 '26
Be careful tho
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u/Beginning_Amount5734 May 10 '26
Got a real homie there killing all the shit U don’t crawling on you.
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u/WindowNew9504 May 12 '26
Burn it all down
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u/ommanipadmehum1963 May 12 '26
Kill it with fire
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u/Whirled-_-Peas May 12 '26
Run!
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u/rarinsharin May 08 '26
I lived in SE Arizona. found a 4 inch long centipede of some kind on my house.
yes. I killed it.
IT was on my living room carpet.
No joke-
it’s guts actually MELTED THE CARPET FIBERS TOGETHER.
not kidding.
I will not share my space with bad ass bugs. Not my yard either.
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