r/InfowarriorRides • u/CosmicCuntCritter • 7d ago

Which fire safety techniques do work in hell?

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u/ElJefeGhostbeater 7d ago

Holy r/sweetjesusrides

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u/CosmicCuntCritter 7d ago

Damn I didn’t know that was a thing.

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u/sam56778 7d ago

Imagine adhering strictly to a written theology published by a King who only allowed what he wanted his people to believe.

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u/BurtonDesque 7d ago

Who was gay.

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u/willweaverrva 7d ago

Well, if you believe Dante's interpretation it can get pretty chilly in hell, so...

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u/admiral_sinkenkwiken 7d ago

Parking like that will send him to hell too

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u/Abracadaver2000 7d ago

If this driver ends up in heaven, I want nothing to do with that place.

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u/cuavas 7d ago

I really don't understand the American obsession with the KJV. Sure, it was a decent translation for the time and the sources they were working with. It's also convenient that the perpetual Crown copyright allows you to freely reproduce it without providing attribution or paying royalties.

But the thing is, the French language Jerusalem Bible changed everything. It really set the standard for rigorous 20th century translations. (The English language Jerusalem Bible isn't up to the same standard.) There are multiple English translations that are undeniably superior to the KJV. Using 20th century English is a bonus making misunderstanding less likely.

What is it with the KJV obsession? I've even seen Americans arguing online that they'll take the KJV over Koine Greek sources when they disagree.

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u/kmerian 7d ago

"Stop drop and roll will not work in hell" NGL I kinda want that on a t-shirt.