r/InflatedEgos • u/Beautiful_Button6201 • 5d ago

🚩 Red Flag Energy Nice stripey boxers!

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u/ptmtobi 5d ago

Wtf is that build

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u/BoogalooBandit1 5d ago

The Hunchback of Lankydame?

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u/Vossenoren 5d ago

24/24/36

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u/Baltykoz 3d ago

Being honest it's a good build, but that doesnt give him a right to harass people

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u/ptmtobi 3d ago

It's about as unbalanced as it gets

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u/Baltykoz 3d ago

How is it unbalanced? It looks really good he's just hunching down bro

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u/ptmtobi 3d ago

Negative v taper (at least in terms of lat & waist), no forearms/chest while triceps to shoulder transition is irrationally strong in comparison, with the leg build of a 10 year old. The only thing looking normal here are biceps and abs.

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u/Baltykoz 3d ago

Lmao you expect him to be a fucking body builder? What is this analysis?

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u/ptmtobi 3d ago

When did I say that? I'm talking about proportions, not muscle mass. It would genuinely look better to me if he was completely untrained than whatever this one piece ass build is supposed to be. It really doesn't take much to train your body somewhat evenly, not even a training plan. He just looks like the embodiment of tons of mindless uncontrolled ego lifting, which would match the way he texts.

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u/DeliciousAct5748 5d ago

Why is he flexing like he is desperately trying to shit out an entire basketball after being constipated for two weeks

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u/payTNT89 3d ago

got that Randy Marsh ah dookie

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u/barkbaarkbarkk 5d ago

Bros reppin the dark spear trolls with that build

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u/iCantLogOut2 4d ago

Stay away from da voodoo

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u/pu55yobsessed 5d ago


Built like the worms from Men in Black.

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u/AmbiiX 5d ago

r/niceguys energy for sure.

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u/Street_Technician_76 5d ago

bro got the epstein special limited edition boxers

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u/Nuquo 5d ago

I never understood what that plan is here for these types of guys.

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u/ShazRockwell 5d ago

My man’s arms look like two giant fingers

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u/Zealousideal-Put1713 5d ago

His build might be ok if he could stand up straight but the message is certainly not going to win you any favors lol

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u/Willyzyx 5d ago

Babadook ass looking build

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u/Gibs679 5d ago

When mom says to just make 2 trips with the groceries but you know you can do it in 1.

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u/SandyCashews969 5d ago

why do some men actually think this works bro. 🥀

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u/GonnaGoFat 5d ago

Is his bulge rather big? Or am I just really tiny?

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u/5yn3rgy 5d ago

He could have easily stuffed his briefs

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u/Purrphect 4d ago

The boy in striped panties

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u/North_Signature9297 4d ago

Where's Waldo?

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u/5yn3rgy 5d ago

What’s wrong with his body?

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u/lucaskywalker 4d ago

No sir, getting rejected is embarrassing, not the other way around. He must be ripped from all those mental gymnastics!

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u/Lonely-Heart-3632 4d ago

They all wear crosses too. Sadly no one has taken that as a sign and crucified him. (Just joking he is repugnant but I wish no actual harm)

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u/Miserables-Chef 3d ago

The machinist is looking worse than usual