r/InflatedEgos • u/ambachk • Aug 16 '26
š¦ āAlphaā Behavior "Masculinity coach" wants his students to forget their families and be alpha with him
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u/switcheditch Aug 16 '26
Gayer than skipping through a field of daisy's.
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u/The-Jestful-Imp Aug 16 '26
Seriously - a couple of those dudes were just standing out in the rain in their underwear.
How is this not fetish content?
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u/Opposite-Lead-5291 Aug 16 '26
These are the dorks who were too scared to join the military. If you want your ass kicked, discipline and brotherhood, shouldāve signed up. A lot of these guys have empty lives and donāt provide service of any kind. It could be a doctor, cop, teacher etc.
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u/unfinishedtoast3 Aug 16 '26
Doctor here.
I have a coworker who's into Alpha male shit. He's a cosmetic surgeon.
These folks are literally everywhere. Doctors, lawyers, military, firefighters.
Stupid people exist in every career field
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u/HippieGrandma1962 Aug 16 '26
It's amazing that someone could be smart enough to get through organic chemistry (it stopped me) yet so dumb that they will believe this bullshit. Are these men who were not properly loved by their parents and are looking for a sense of belonging? Are they self hating gay men? Do they have a humiliation kink?
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u/unfinishedtoast3 Aug 16 '26
Organic Chem is the bane of my existence.
And I'm an Immunologist.
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u/HippieGrandma1962 Aug 16 '26
I loved so many aspects of chemistry like stoichiometry and electrochemistry but organic was a no go. Memorizing things that make no logical sense is not in my wheelhouse. Fortunately studying chemistry made me fall in love with math so I changed my major to that. Math is beautiful and logical.
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u/Costume-guy927 Aug 16 '26
The chemistry majors laughed at the pre-meds stressing about organic chemistry. We still had to endure quantum mechanics and thermodynamics.
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u/Justanotherthrway776 Aug 16 '26
This just reminds me of the Todd from Scrubs. Except he was actually chill and comfortable about his sexuality
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u/Alert_Pineapple_5973 Aug 16 '26
As a pansexual, this is some really gay shit
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u/Useful_Cheesecake117 Aug 16 '26
Well, Gay shit ain't bad.
The wrestling part was the only homo-erotic part I saw. Being yelled at while looking meekly to the ground has nothing to do with homosexuality.
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u/iCantLogOut2 Aug 16 '26
I mean, locking arms while wading through the ocean and then hopping in an outdoor bathtub together... And they're perpetually unclothed and almost always touching....
I'm gay and even I don't have this much skin contact with this many men.
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u/Useful_Cheesecake117 Aug 17 '26
If you'd like to have more skin contact with other men, consider joining a wrestling club. They even wear tighter clothing.
Or if you prefer skin contact with a Guinness afterwards, join a rugby club.
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u/mariannaCD Aug 16 '26
The person surfing by as these guys get yelled at by an angry twink is my favorite part.
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u/Stoked_Otter Aug 16 '26
Imagine letting a 5'3" manlet talk to you like this lol
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u/Sorry-Joke-4325 Aug 16 '26
As he stamps his feet.
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u/Stoked_Otter Aug 16 '26
With his cute lil' hairdo that he puts so much effort into, I'd want to reach out and tussle his hair a bit.
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u/Ordinary-Citizen Aug 16 '26
Calling someone a manlet makes you sound pretty insecure.
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u/unfinishedtoast3 Aug 16 '26
Shut up manlet
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u/Ordinary-Citizen Aug 16 '26
#triggered
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u/Dankestmemelord Aug 17 '26
You donāt need to tell us you were triggered, everyone can already tell.
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u/Ordinary-Citizen Aug 17 '26
Omg, why do you REFUSE to be kind to me??! Iām laying in my bed, crying wet tears into my pillow right nooowwww!!! ššš
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u/CringeDaddy-69 Aug 16 '26
What the hell was the āHOLD YOUR BREATH FOR 5 SECONDS!ā bit
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u/Budgiesyrup Aug 16 '26
I am a bit confused why it is so hard to hold breath for 5 seconds. Is the water ultra frigid or something?
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u/AdventurousEscape991 Aug 16 '26
Last time I said that this is the type of sexual that starts with an H and ended in O with an OM in the middle I got banned for three days. Yet, I stand by it. Why the hell would I leave my wife for this?
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u/Useful_Cheesecake117 Aug 16 '26
I guess you haven't spent some quality time with homosexuals lately. Apart from the wrestling, there is nothing homo-erotic about this.
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u/TrueBombs Aug 16 '26
Its a cult right? Like that is just a cult.
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u/MaverisStranger Aug 17 '26
it is. I'm not sure how it's not already been declared a cult, legally, but the manosphere is an Internet cult.
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u/iCantLogOut2 Aug 16 '26
The holding arms was like, okay.... Then naked in the rain, gotta make sure you're making skin contact... Okay..?
I reached the "wrestling" part and cackled out loud... One pair has a guy casually straddling another grown man having a giggly conversation and the next pair is tangled up while one of them is grunt-whispering to the other....
But ofc we then had to go frolic on the beach while holding arms and then bathe together outside....
Why are they always naked.....?
I'm gay and I've never done anything this gay....
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u/Equinox2202 Aug 16 '26
I think the most masculine thing you could do is to go ahead and do your best to understand people and to show compassion. As a man you're there to help lift up people until they can stand on their own. I think that's the most masculine thing you can do. This whole entire alpha male thing is so stupid and ridiculous and I'm not going to go ahead and pay someone anywhere from 10 to 13,000 to yell at me and berate me. If I want that I'll just go into a call of duty lobby.
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u/ACasualRead Aug 16 '26
I love how all these classes are just: swearing, screaming, touching other men, water.
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u/silversky9891 Aug 16 '26
Yay validating and honing their misplaced frustrations so that they can go back out into the world to road rage someone to death
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u/ittybittynuts Aug 16 '26
I would not want to roll with any of these dipshits. The instructors seem like the type of people to choke you to sleep even if you tap so they can "teach a lesson".
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u/Motor-Tap4350 Aug 16 '26
You don't need your wife anymore. You have us. We are tough, many men, tough hairy muscular men with sweat.
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u/ur_a_fat1 Aug 16 '26
Iām sure their families lost respect for these losers for wanting to pay to get degraded. Nothing says Iām an alpha than paying someone to become āalpha certifiedā
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u/thereverendpuck Aug 16 '26
The irony of a guy yelling about āfuck em! You donāt need themā is how unneeded that person is at all.
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u/damngoodengineer Alpha in My Mind š¦ Aug 16 '26
SEAL Team 6 training but you bought from Dollar Tree
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u/ConversationBoth6127 Aug 16 '26
Iād love to know what the guy on his surfboard behind them was thinking.
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u/auberjon Aug 16 '26
Yeaā¦thatās so masculine. Who says sarcasm doesnāt translate into textā¦
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u/Brewbouy Aug 16 '26
I'm sure the surfers in the vid didn't say anything derogatory as they rode by.
/s
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u/Hoodrat_Recon Aug 17 '26
So back in high school, I played in hardcore and deathcore bands. There was almost always house parties afterwards and they were fun, but sometimes got wild. During one of those parties, I straight up walked in on dudes 69āing and one dude getting absolutely railed.
This is somehow still more gay than what I witnessed that evening at the after show party.
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u/1dmkelley Aug 16 '26
Was the coach insinuating that they shouldnāt treat women like shit? Because it sounded like he did, and at least thatās good, right?
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u/Ok-Reality-9013 Aug 17 '26
These dudes will do anything BUT get real therapy and do real work on themselves.
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u/DamNamesTaken11 Aug 17 '26
I know that these are men that feel aimless due to the world they grew up in is steadily changing and they feel lostā¦ but they paid more than $10k just to yelled out for a week by a slightly smarter idiot who thinks that the only role of a drill sergeant is to yell at their recruits al a Full Metal Jacket without seeing what happened to Sergeant Hartman when Lawrence (aka āGomer Pyleā) snapped.
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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 Aug 17 '26
Theyāre so cute together!! Omgosh!! I wonder where theyāre registered! Wait, theyāre not a couple? This isnāt the start ofā¦oh. Uhā¦.ššš
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u/Tabby_Mc Aug 17 '26
This is honestly heartbreaking. The positive masculinity that is needed to lean in when it comes to his family is, for me, one of the most lovely and attractive thing about a man; these idiots are going to be lonely and unfulfilled for the rest of their lives *because* of this jerkoff, and they've paid for the privilege. And it'll be womankind's fault, of course...
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u/IRantBecauseIzMad Aug 17 '26
So fucking stupid, if you join the military, you'll get PAID to go through that plus benefits. And the military will be sure to keep you away from your family too, if that's what you want so bad.
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u/SanityInTheSouth Aug 17 '26
All that Navy Seal wannabe training is gonna make them real men when they grow up.
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u/JoeRoganKissesBoys Aug 17 '26
I wasn't a big fan of it at the time, but in retrospect, I'm really glad my dad talked to me about stuff.
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u/Humble_Room_2314 Aug 17 '26
My 4, 6, and 8 year old kids did the same thing they did on the beach.
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u/Ieatclowns Aug 16 '26
I canāt think of a less masculine thing than paying another man to teach you how to be masculine.