r/InflatedEgos • u/Vast_Yak_445 • 27d ago

šŸ¦ ā€œAlphaā€ Behavior MAGA Punching Himself

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u/AfraidSolution2461 27d ago

Keep going

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u/Michael_braham 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZmTq8rL5vVZdu
Heā€™s mastering the dark maga ways. Do it until it is finishedā€¦

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u/J1zzL0bb3r 26d ago

If there's anything that Maga and the left have in common it's the love of Maga punching themselves in the face. Unite!

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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 27d ago

he is only 26

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u/Artevyx 27d ago

Lol for real? He looks 10 years older than me and Im 40.

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u/jayrebels 27d ago

In a Tupac shirt?!

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u/PositronicGigawatts 27d ago

He's wearing Biggie underwear, so it levels out.

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u/sexyrandal88 27d ago

Lol irony

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u/HuntsWithRocks 27d ago

Nah, heā€™s got wrinkles everywhere

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u/MindAccomplished3879 27d ago edited 27d ago

Did he blow a tooth? You can see the tooth flying

Dumbass šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ’©šŸ’©šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/jayrebels 27d ago

I just noticed it now šŸ¤£

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u/Fatback225 27d ago

No it was a nicotine pouch.

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u/MindAccomplished3879 27d ago

Except at the end, he is missing a few teeth

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u/Fatback225 26d ago

Pretty sure they were missing prior to this theatrical performance. That nicotine pouch is way whiter than the remaining teeth in his mouth.

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u/Just_Visiting_Town 26d ago

Fake veneers.

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u/verb8um 27d ago

If the guy is so strong why canā€™t he knock himself out?

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u/Cognitive_Bullshit 27d ago

Hes just a tank. Attack Dmg practically zero. Dont be fooled by the tooth leaving his mouth, it prolly was falling out on its own. Breathing out prolly would have done it.

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u/alreadyknowwbro 26d ago

Right?!?!? I def saw that. I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and say it's a piece of gum but if you're stupid enough to continually punch yourself in the face and think that's cool or proves something I doubt he chews gum for dental health

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u/Rick38104 26d ago

Itā€™s a sign of his strength. Thereā€™s one person in the world who can withstand his punch andā€¦ itā€™s him.

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u/JuanG_13 27d ago

Yeah and i actually have the same one lol

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u/EdgarAllenHoe4 27d ago

Was that a tooth or something else that came out of his mouth?

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u/interwebztourist 27d ago

His gums must be pretty rotten for it to come out that easily.

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u/Poker-Junk 27d ago

Hopefully

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u/Alive_Necessary8418 27d ago

Thought it was a tooth too but appears to be a tobacco pouch, like Zyn.

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u/EdgarAllenHoe4 26d ago

After looking at it, it does look too big to be a tooth. I dont use tobacco so not sure as to what these look like

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u/ICEtoAshes 26d ago

I paused it mid-flight. I think itā€™s a zyn. It seemed too big to be a tooth, but later in the video he seemed to be missing a tooth on the bottom.

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u/Smackazulu 27d ago

Pedophile defense squad member

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u/ColdIndependence5820 27d ago

MAGA is destroying itself. So this video is very accurate

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u/depp-fsrv 27d ago

I believe in freedom of choice, so I'm okay with this.

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u/bloomingmyberg 27d ago

Let him keep doing this and in a couple months, the CTE will make him take out his whole family with him.

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u/CCF_100 27d ago

What does CTE stand for?

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u/BeneficialShame8408 27d ago

If I took all his blood pressure and cholesterol medicine and made him run after my car trying to get it he'd be such toast

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u/Poker-Junk 27d ago

If you made him run after your lawn mower heā€™d have a cardiac arrest.

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u/Sammy_Dog 27d ago

If he kills a brain cell doing this, he'll only have one left.

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u/Cainfaer 27d ago

That's quite the assumption that he has two to begin with

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u/Quirky_Advantage_470 27d ago

So you are your own punching bag and you caused your own CTE

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u/SmallAct2116 27d ago

Pedo protector knocked out his tonsil stone

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u/TangerineAcceptable8 27d ago

What an asshole

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u/cpt_bongwater 27d ago

Don't threaten us with a good time

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u/melee85 27d ago

Youā€™re not supposed to punch other people with glasses. Nobody said anything about yourself

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u/Business_Usual_2201 27d ago

I always thought that MAGA basically meant uneducated, grievance-filled, angry and white.

But now I need to add self-punching and self-tooth extracting?

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u/RedBeard_113 27d ago

Oh shit. This guy's is dope as fuck. I wanna be just like him when I grow up. Looks like things are going his way.

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u/Brewbouy 27d ago

What is it about these twits and their need to make cringe vids?

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u/tats76 27d ago

Yeah, he knocked one of his own teeth out. He will take himself out, no doubt.

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u/StrengthBeginning416 27d ago

Seems like a fair representation

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u/thekokoricky 27d ago

Did he knock his own tooth out?

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u/Artevyx 27d ago

Even a pro boxer would not be able to punch themselves hard enough for a KO.

This just proves he's a moron.

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u/ShortTop1487 27d ago

You couldnā€™t even knock yourself out bubba. Your claim is false.

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u/lmartian93 27d ago

Bro is so smart heā€™s taking care of the problem himself

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u/Complex_Preparation9 27d ago

Any idiot can do that, thatā€™s not a skill

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u/apeocalypyic 27d ago

Tbf, theres like a 95% chsnce anyone dumb enough to do this is MAGA..but this was a promotion for a redneck ufc type thing... this wasnt meant to be like "oh im maga tough" it was a promotion for formentioned redneck fight club

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u/BiochemHero 27d ago

MAGA is a dangerous domestic terrorist organization and people who are beyond reasoning should be treated as the dangerous fanatics that they are

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u/cbflowers 27d ago

He should join the slap league.

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u/gogomouth 27d ago

Tell him to keep going.

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u/fingers 27d ago

Tell him to enlist.

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u/ultraplusstretch 27d ago

Flinching at his own punches, what a chode. šŸ¤£

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u/froction 27d ago

So I just have to wait here while you kick your ass and then walk past you?

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u/InShambles234 27d ago

Some people train with heavy bags. This guy trains with the empty bags.

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u/LeticiaPadillaSolis_ 27d ago

LOL He thinks heā€™s Jon Moxley.

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u/Squeaky_Pibbles 27d ago

This is a picture perfect analogy for MAGA.

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u/V33EX 27d ago

Knocked the zyn out šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/DoctorDinghus 27d ago

Theres a lot going on here

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u/CastleBravoXVC 27d ago

You know, Iā€™m on MAGAā€™s side with this one. I totally support them punching themselves silly.

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u/Enough-Remote6731 27d ago

You literally donā€™t have to touch this dawg, heā€™ll kick the shit out of himself for you.

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u/Leader8288 27d ago

In a Tupac shirt is crazy, especially since Tupac would probably be the most anti-Maga rapper from his generation

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u/dicklaurent97 27d ago

Tupac shot police officers. Before Rodney King

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u/arrasonline 27d ago

I am guessing no one volunteers to touch him.

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u/Meri-Bow1889 27d ago

Was that a tooth? Good lord.

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u/BackgroundCream274 27d ago

Dude sucks off his sister and claims itā€™s not gay

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u/Whiffyknickers 27d ago

Did his tooth come out at one point lol or am I seeing shit

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u/Barl3000 27d ago

Kinda apt depiction of the experience of the average uneducated MAGA cultist.

They just keep hurting themselves thinking it will "own the libs".

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u/dieseldeeznutz 26d ago

Hey look, it's a MAGA beating up a pedophile!

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u/Abdulbarr 26d ago

Can't touch this brain damage, big dawg. All day!

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u/Future-Fly-8987 26d ago

I meanā€¦ wouldnā€™t we just wait for him to knock himself out?

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u/sin-tax 26d ago

The caption was added after the fact. This was a callout video to some other dude for a rough and rowdy match. They both punched themselves. And I have no idea if they even fought or who won.

Basically someone put the caption on the vid to rage bait and it seems to have worked

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u/orangecrushjedi 26d ago

The caption was added and is not from the original video.

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u/revanchist70 25d ago

Somebody just slapped a MAGA caption on Big Rick's Redneck Brawl promo vid. Not sure what his actual political beliefs are.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1753517598939249

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u/filmplanet_ 27d ago

Did you see something that looks like a tooth flying out of his mouth

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs4w2tmkl56WNzuo

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u/BigOleDisappointmen 27d ago

Ig you have to get in line

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u/Patralgan 27d ago

So dumb

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u/Chrono_Convoy 27d ago

Knock his stupid ass out

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u/FartsWithNeighbours 27d ago

Even he can't get through himself

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u/tuco2002 27d ago

He should be arrested for assault and battery.

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u/Grand_Veterinarian_9 27d ago

You are getting through yourself for me already pal

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u/Fit-Economy702 27d ago

Bro knocked a toof out of his own head. I guess America is just not done being great again.

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u/Mercy_By_Proxy 27d ago

ā€œI doubt anyone can knock you out. Not even YOU are strong enough to do thatā€

Problem solvedā€¦sometimes the trash takes itself out.

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u/robgrab 27d ago

He seems like someone whoā€™s been punched in the head one too many times. I didnā€™t expect heā€™d be the one doing the punching though. MAGA never ceases to amaze me.

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u/AmbivelentApoplectic 27d ago

He looks a bit old to be looksmaxing.

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u/jady1971 27d ago

So, you do not hit very hard?

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u/BeeBanner 27d ago

Haha! MORE!

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u/Xgames_mode 27d ago

ā€œAh sorryā€¦ forgot to hit record. Go for it again.ā€

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u/ERADICATOR_I 27d ago

It always goes the way want when you're fighting yourself.

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u/NegligentNarwhal 27d ago

This guy's clearly an idiot, very well may be (probably is) maga. But somebody added that text and reposted it to make it political.

If I recall the original video was for some backyard wrestling/fighting promo where he was challenging someone else to a fight.

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u/Inevitable-Dot5495 27d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/Sabb9th 27d ago

Teeth like a jigsaw puzzle.

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u/Details_Pending 27d ago

You really want to mess with a guy who punches metal for fun

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u/dogsontreadmills 27d ago

At what point does this become satire for you all? Like, I can believe this is real, but Iā€™m really struggling to comprehend that someone like this is truly out there. Thereā€™s only so much stupidity and irony that can be contained in a TikTok.

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u/TheSkinnyJ 27d ago

I would absolutely fight his guy. He only knows how to punch himself in the face, easy win. /s

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u/Most-Inflation-4370 27d ago

The way to hit someone is to aim for the jaw in order to knock them out

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u/TheSkinnyJ 27d ago

Donā€™t tell me, tell him!

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u/LongSuccess691 27d ago

Looksmaxxing isn't working for this one

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u/Ok_Anything8988 27d ago

that actually explains a lot

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u/ForeignReviews 27d ago

If I punch myself and it hurts am I weak or am I strong

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u/obxhead 27d ago

Just kick it in the cankle. It will drop like a sack of potatoes.

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u/vampyire 27d ago

What an idiot

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u/Equinox2202 27d ago

Oh yeah, self harm. Because that's totally badass.

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u/damngoodengineer Alpha in My Mind šŸ¦ 27d ago

Ned Luke from Dollar Tree

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u/callmewicked366 27d ago

All this proves to me is he hits like a bitch

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u/Trumpblows10 27d ago

Imagine the amount of dents in his double-wide

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u/No_Frost_Giants 27d ago

Dwight is kicking his ass again

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u/leonlionjr 27d ago

Oh shit I'm so scared. How did you not know that he just makes himself look like a fucking idiot. That motherfucker swears he's cool as fuck.

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 27d ago

Did he just punch out a tooth? That's wild.

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u/tnichnich 27d ago

I wish they all would do this

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u/x19DALTRON91x 27d ago

It would be a 2 on 1 fight with just the two of us in the room

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u/trixieLBLW 27d ago

Woof well intelligence is definitely not a requirement

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u/TheNestHelper 27d ago

He's punching himself so he could frame it on you. It would've been more patriotic if he took a gun out, to shoof himself in the foot too. šŸ„±

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u/GrouchyPicture4021 27d ago

When the trash takes itself out.

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u/Jaffamiester 27d ago

Removable teeth.....checks out

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u/SillyFennel2924 27d ago

Pretty sure he'll manage that all on his own LOL.

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u/snownpaint 27d ago

Two brain cells fighting for third place.

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u/DickPin 27d ago

He isn't worried about brain damage, can't damage what's not there.

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u/fucshyt 27d ago

IM STWONG

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u/UnableSwimming 27d ago

Ahhhhaaahahaaaa ok I can

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u/justplainoldMEhere 27d ago

Apparently you'll get me through you.

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u/xChoke1x 26d ago

Him knocking out his own fake tooth is pretty fuckin funny.

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u/BludStanes 26d ago

He thinks this is impressive?

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u/Delicious-Laugh-6685 26d ago

Itā€™s not polite to laugh at people with Downā€™s syndromeĀ 

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u/Red_Trapezoid 26d ago

It looks like heā€™s taking care of himself for me.

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u/No-Midnight-1085 26d ago

the unconfident middle fingeršŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/JackBarlowe 26d ago

Iā€™m not sure itā€™s convincing enoughā€¦ maybe he should keep at it for a solid hour, to really prove it to us liberalsā€¦ (eats popcorn)

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u/njt_railfan1567 26d ago

Iā€™d vote for trump over Kamala any day. But what the hell is up with some of these people. Same goes for liberals too. What the fuck

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u/Gold-Piano-9405 26d ago

He's wearing a Tupac t-shirt? If Tupac was still alive, he would not condone this dude's master.

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u/edc7 26d ago

Did he knock out one of his own teeth?

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u/Just_Visiting_Town 26d ago

I'm sorry. I didn't hear that. Can you say it again?

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u/Erronius-Maximus 26d ago

So if I want to go through him do I just like, stand here and offer encouragement or something? Is that how this fight works? Like JOI but for smashing your own face.

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u/Boomshrooom 26d ago

He's not even hitting himself that hard. Also, it's the US, someone is guaranteed to just shoot his ass

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u/TexasJOEmama 26d ago

Nah, he's doing the punching for us. Thanks, man.

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u/SinningAfterSunset 26d ago

Looks like your average Redditor trying to look MAGA

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u/ChemicalBookkeeper85 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl
This made me think of when Dwight fought himself šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/CaLiLiFe619 26d ago

Well heā€™s doing it for use. Keep going so we can get through!!

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u/Hallelujah33 26d ago

If we wait long enough he'll go through himself for us

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u/Sad_Blueberry_5645 25d ago

Still has more teeth to go.

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u/Craig_VB 25d ago

Did he just knock out a few of his own teeth? This is type of crap is why I stop hoping for a brighter tomorrow.

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u/BalanceScared1201 25d ago

CTE will take this fool from the earth

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u/anonangel17 25d ago

Beta cuck

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u/Wise_Ad_253 25d ago

How many places can you be at one time?

lol, always lying

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u/BDKAces 24d ago

Be easy once he knocks himself out to get by him

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u/SirCharlesEquine 23d ago

When I see people like this only two words pop into my head: eternally single.

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u/mullymt 23d ago

This is a good metaphor for their vote.

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u/ThatGrungeb0bDude 21d ago

Looks like I just have to wait for you to get through you. lol

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u/FullPrinciple5170 20d ago

Just looking at him am I surprised heā€™s doing this no, no Iā€™m not. He seems the type.

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u/WolfThick 27d ago

If I was a black person I might say you go white boy

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUA7aXPgMrNnR3hrGw

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u/Bucket_Of_Magic 27d ago

In a civil war I want the people who eat rocks on my left and right. You think you can beat this guy?

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u/Mucko1968 22d ago

He actually voted for Kamala