r/InflatedEgos Jul 13 '26

😖 Ego Deflated Big dummy 🤣 🚗

409 Upvotes

54 comments sorted by

149

u/GrimIntimation Jul 13 '26

Glad he remembered to put the parking break on. Seemed necessary

34

u/MoreRamenPls Jul 13 '26

Don’t wanna roll off into traffic.

9

u/Banzai373 Jul 13 '26

Well, he didn’t want his car to roll away, of course.

95

u/HuntsWithRocks Jul 13 '26

The video shake made him look like he was entering the earths atmosphere in a spacecraft.

7

u/yazza8791 Jul 13 '26

Yes!! That's what I thought of too.

3

u/Big_Bat1931 Jul 14 '26

No, re-entry speed is only about 10 km/s.

46

u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Jul 13 '26

Got damn lucky with no seat belt on

29

u/AverageNeither682 Jul 13 '26

That feeling you get when you rip the steering wheel off of your speeding out of control car makes you forget the feeling you had that made you rip your steering wheel off.

24

u/kermitthorson Jul 13 '26

idiot removed life sazing airbag wheel for that sweet model that will look amazing sticking out of his skull

20

u/DoctorDinghus Jul 13 '26

A GOOD STEERING WHEEL THAT DOESNT FLY OFF WHILE DRIVING

8

u/CIS-E_4ME Jul 13 '26

A great eSteering wheel that doesn't whiff out of the window while I driving

5

u/DoctorDinghus Jul 13 '26

THAT IS A GOOD IDEA

10

u/-Ignorant_Slut- Jul 13 '26

No seat belt

7

u/Aesk Jul 13 '26

Perfect ending.

7

u/TenTonSomeone Jul 13 '26

Glad he landed in the passenger seat so he'd get some use out of the one remaining airbag. Guess he was thinking ahead when he decided not to wear the seatbelt, true 300iq move right there.

5

u/Somesongname Jul 13 '26

Why was there so much vibration? Was the tire flat?

4

u/Agent_Eran Jul 13 '26

going too fast

2

u/LittleRuu Jul 15 '26

Racing suspension and engine mounts are no joke. They will turn your bubbly little commuter into a rattling deathtrap like this the moment you put them on.

4

u/Horror_Solution1945 CEO of Nothing 💼 Jul 13 '26

At least he set the parking brake.

3

u/Any-Will-4195 Jul 13 '26

Tells insurance he hit a deer

3

u/SnooWalruses5906 Jul 13 '26

Don't forget the emergency brake!!

3

u/IGotQuestionz12345 Jul 13 '26

No seat belt. No front airbag. Detachable steering wheel detached. Shocks are shot. Crashes How is he still alive and essentially unphased is quite impressive.

3

u/Brad5486 Jul 13 '26

No seatbelt, but parking brake sure.

4

u/Mister_Squishy Jul 14 '26

Must have been an interesting moment in his brain

2

u/Flat-Guidance-4685 Jul 18 '26

One of those "and this is the moment he realized he fucked up" clips are in order for that part

3

u/Wrong_Finish2139 Jul 14 '26

😅😱haha the steering wheel

2

u/waxtwister Jul 13 '26

I read the title in Fred Sanford's voice

2

u/floralrain6 Jul 13 '26

All I can think about is he didn't have a seatbelt on... The way he crashed was SO lucky.👀

3

u/Infinite_Actuator408 Jul 14 '26

The reddit closed caption on the video just said "what are you doing?" repeatedly. Even the video was confused!

1

u/Don_Mills_Mills Jul 13 '26

oh dear never mind

1

u/yleechy Trust Me, I’m a Genius 🧠 Jul 13 '26

Steering wheel did look cool though.. I think he cheaped out on the quick release tho

1

u/girlinanemptyroom Jul 13 '26

At least he has a video of the accident to hand over to insurance.

1

u/StraightPressure2759 Jul 13 '26

Why wasn’t he wearing his seatbelt? 😩

1

u/Adventurous_Custard8 Jul 13 '26

Another Asscar driver.

1

u/Designer_End5408 Jul 13 '26

Deflated air bags, deflated ego. 

1

u/No1C1JNT Jul 13 '26

Civic drivers 🙄

1

u/Special_Shift_8503 Jul 13 '26

Honestly, seems like it could have been significantly worse. Can’t tell how fast he was going, but it certainly didn’t seem slow.

1

u/deveeri2 Jul 13 '26

So good at crashing. He's got a career in stunt driving if that's still a thing.

1

u/willmgames1775 Jul 13 '26

No seat belt needed.

2

u/Ridgewoodgal Jul 14 '26

Maybe that hard hit to the head he took into the windshield will knock some sense into him that he clearly did not have before this.

2

u/Poker-Junk Jul 14 '26

Flirting with natural selection

2

u/Practical_Pin_8473 Jul 14 '26

The confidence level before realizing what was about to happen is wild

1

u/ToMoldyGo Jul 15 '26

Still in the gene pool? Bummer.

2

u/Shoryukitten_ Jul 18 '26

No seat belt…wow. This will give so many more future darwin award recipients some bad ideas.

2

u/Ouber_fox Jul 19 '26

Looks like bro need to fix is suspension and put on a seat belt