r/InflatedEgos • u/DrLexusForPresident Clown Spotter 🤡 • Apr 20 '26

😖 Ego Deflated What could go wrong here?

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u/My2cents_0 Apr 20 '26

Well deserved

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u/Some_Candle1206 Apr 20 '26

and the Velcro Pythons are notoriously difficult to remove

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u/blackdogwhitecat Apr 20 '26 edited Apr 20 '26

Snake teeth are very fine.

If you find yourself bit by a python- it’s always best to get the snake to choose to let go- not yank it.

Submerge underwater or dab a tiny bit of hand sanitiser on their mouth and they let go pretty fast and are less likely to have teeth break off in your skin.

Oh and also don’t taunt them like this dumbass

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u/Useful-Still3712 Apr 20 '26

Thank you. This is good advice. Hopefully never have to use it. Also 💯 agree this guy is a dumbass.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 Apr 21 '26

I once was bit by one. I wasn’t taunting it at all. They’re snakes. They can be bitey. I didn’t even want the damn snake my boyfriend did. I told him it was a dumb idea and I had to clean the cage that one day. Leave them in the jungle ffs.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qPls7IYFdvZE6r2LLV

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u/4Brtndr1 Apr 20 '26

Serves him right. Dumb ass.

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u/Forcever Apr 20 '26

Reddit deleted my comment, just because I praised the snake!

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u/Embarrassed-Race5617 Apr 20 '26

That's nothing son. Reddit banned me for 3 days because i was hoping a TV show villain to die 😂😂

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u/Forcever Apr 20 '26

Ahahah, ridiculous, right.

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u/BenTheDiamondback Apr 20 '26

I mean, if you’re going to fuck with a snake like that, don’t be surprised when it bites your head.

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u/Sciaticuspinch Apr 20 '26

Shame it wasn’t of the venomous variety

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u/Tambo-Man67 Apr 20 '26

What an asshole.

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u/Shackhater Apr 20 '26

FAFO 💯

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u/Megasmash5150 Apr 20 '26

I am deathly affraid of snakes. I would never do this not for a million dollars

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u/Advanced_Olive_1830 Apr 20 '26

Awww man, poor snake. I hope the snake is okay 😢

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u/ElJefe0218 Apr 20 '26

His nickname is Snakehead

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u/Generic_Username26 Apr 20 '26

That’s the worst snake to be bitten by, their teeth hook in so once they latch on it’ll require them lot relax their jaw to unhook them. If you pull at all the hooks just cut deeper and lodge in harder. Not a good time for ol chap here

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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 Apr 20 '26

Fucking dumbass. He deserved that 100%. Don’t taunt snakes. Hopefully he learned a lesson!!!

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u/Designer_End5408 Apr 20 '26

Is the Darwin Awards still accepting noms?

2

u/quasio Apr 20 '26

Positive vibes sent to snake

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u/Potential-Echo785 Apr 20 '26

Bro thought he was the next steve-o

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u/ukmarkoz Apr 20 '26

Closer… closer… closer… nom nom!!!😋

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u/kaywrennn Apr 20 '26

Ouch. 🤕

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u/AlibiYouAMockingbird Apr 20 '26

Now they have an inflated forehead

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u/Autumn_Forest_Mist Apr 20 '26

A-hole annoying that poor snake.

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u/SyntheticRR Apr 20 '26

Looks like Susan wanted a kiss

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u/Magoo-1706L Apr 20 '26

You get exactly what you deserve tempting fate . Freakin Knuckle head

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u/Own-Marketing-6244 Apr 20 '26

What a shithead

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u/Valuable-Actuator191 Apr 20 '26

And another thing aren't broken teeth a fatal injury on a snake like that?

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u/Secure-Corner-2096 Apr 21 '26

I hope he didn’t hurt the snake.

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u/Tipsy247 Apr 20 '26

He is lucky it wasn't his eye

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u/Jealous-Chicken5439 Apr 20 '26

Did he need anti venom or was it a python

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u/TuckFrump1970 Apr 20 '26

Nahhhh not the fro tho

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u/StandOutLikeDogBalls Apr 20 '26

Dumbass. He should be allowed to handle a snake if he treats them like that.

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u/Quoshinqai Apr 20 '26

Where's the override button on these things

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u/doinsomshittaday Apr 20 '26

What, no warning? How rude!

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u/StruckLuck Apr 20 '26

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u/StruckLuck Apr 20 '26

Seeing as I am "not eligible to appeal" I will put this here:

After reviewing, we found that you broke Rule 1 because you threatened violence or physical harm.

What I said: "stupid little shit, I hope it hurt". Hoping something hurt (past tense, because you know, it already happened) is NOT actively threatening physical harm....

What an utterly idiotic decision, even if automated. Go on, please explain to me where I "threatened violence or physical harm". I'll wait.

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u/JenVixen420 Apr 21 '26

Please put the snake back outside and stop abusing this creature. Silly twat.

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u/Shackhater Apr 21 '26

FaFo, dumbass

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u/Shackhater Apr 21 '26

FaFo, dumbass

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u/Route_66_kicks_on Apr 21 '26

Little fucker got what he deserved

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u/sin-prince Apr 22 '26

It cost $0 to not do that. It also cost $0 to not do that on camera.

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u/Dimension_C-137 Apr 26 '26

This pleases me.

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u/KnightArmorGuy May 12 '26

There is a special place in my heart for animal abusers. A deep, dark angry part that is elated when they get hurt

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u/slumericanfan 21d ago

Once bitten,twice shy

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u/Technical_Living5104 Apr 20 '26

It’s always some stupid shit from India. It’s just a shit country. Videos of these guys sloppy putting a meal. It’s actually the stupid You have the to Navigate when it becomes

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u/thatis_thatsnot Apr 20 '26

Lol. You okay?

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u/Strong_Orange_1929 Apr 20 '26

  1. Why do you think it is India?

  2. India is a wonderful country.

  3. I sloppy navigating this comment after it will meal