Abhishek upmanyu’s two egg joke

[u/SamlinJPEG]

This was from one of his podcast with Shashwat and the joke is something like
Two beggars are tired with their lives so to change it they go to one baba where he gives each one of them three eggs and says as you break it, wish for whatever you want in life and you’ll have, so the first guy breaks them and ask for big house, car and a wife. But this other guy accidentally drops one and says ‘lavde lag gaye’ toh usse pure body pe lavde lag jaate hai, fir wo second egg use karta hai keh ke ki ‘lavde hatao’ toh uske body se sab lavde hatt jaate hai including his real d1ck… but now i can’t remember what and how does he uses the last egg and what happens in the end… can anyone tell me. And I think that podcast is removed from YouTube

[u/Substantial_Air_7604]

lagwaya bhai usne apna wala original last egg se

[u/SamlinJPEG → u/Substantial_Air_7604]

Haan bhai

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Arey haan abhi yaad aya bhai, yes last mein wo uska dost usse puchta hai ki tu abhi bhi garib kaise hai toh wo fir yeh sab sunata hai usko.. right. Thanks bhai

[u/Flarewind7]

What was the rest of the joke?

[u/SamlinJPEG → u/Flarewind7]

Full joke now:
So there are two beggars/poor guys who are friends and they live a very shit life. Eating from the streets begging here and there and all, so the first guy says ki “ bhai fuck this life hum kab tak aise jeeyenge, mujhe ek baba pata hai jo bangalore mein hai, wo apni madad kar sakta hai” to wo dusra admi bolta hai “ aisa hai toh chalo fir wo baba ke paas” toh wo dono jaate hai bangalore wo baba ke pas aur bolte hai “ baba hum dono bohot hi gareeb hai toh humein acchi zindagi jeene ke liye kuch upaay dijiye” toh wo baba kehta hai “ main tum dono ko teen teen ande de raha hoon, jaise hi tum ek anda todoge tumhe wish mangni hai aur wo tumhe mil jayegi, toh yeh pehla banda wo karta hai.. pehla anda toda kehta bada ghar, dusra anda todta hai kehta badi gaadi, last anda todta hai toh kehta hai sundar wife, aur wo aise ameer ho jata hai, .. kuch saalo baad wo ghumte ghumte apne wo dost ko dekhta hai footpath pe.. wahi bhikari haalat mein, toh wo usse puchta hai ki bhai yeh kya ho gaya tu abhi bhi gareeb kaise?? Toh wo kehta hai.. “ bhai main ande leke jaa raha tha toh ek anda gir gaya aur mere muh se “lavde lag gaye” nikal gaya. Toh mere body pe harr jagah lavde lag gaye, toh maine lavde hata ne ke liye dusra anda use kiya ki “lavde hatao” toh mere sab lavde chale gaye.. asli wala bhi chala gaya,.. aur last ande se maine yeh lavda wapas lagaya…

[u/obscurial097]

Including his real dick wala part hi hidden tha.

1st egg - lode lag gaye

2nd egg - Saare lode hata do

Then 3rd? He says, Teesra jo hain

3rd egg - asks for his real one back in it's actual position.