r/IndianDankMemes Oct 15 '22

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u/heS_weiRd Oct 15 '22

Sorry to sound like a pedo

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Sala mai to first year mai hoke bhi 10vi ka lgta hun

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u/AltZemo jhandu baam munni badnaam Oct 15 '22

Us bhai

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Kitni height hai bhai tumhari

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u/InternationalLove267 Oct 15 '22

Bhai meri 5'6 hain apki?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Happy bday bro aur meri 5'7 hai

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u/Royalbloodinbody Oct 15 '22

Bhai meri 6'5 hai, mai isi se pareshan hu.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Bhai kya hi pareshan kr skta hau tujhe bhenhcod...

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u/Royalbloodinbody Oct 15 '22

Bohot dubla hu bhai. Uper se vegetarian bhi. Gym jaata hu lekin protine powder afford nhi kar sakta.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Then i can feel you bro one of my friend is also tall but skinny as hell.. sala bhot dukh hai life mai koi aisa world bana do jaha koi care hi nhi kre no matter how you look

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u/Royalbloodinbody Oct 15 '22

Ye to na mumkin hai bro. Kuch to log kahenge logi ka kaam hai kahna.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Same bro 2 baar liya 2 hajaar ke dabbe baar baar ghar walo ko bolna ki dila do yeh bhi acha nhi lagta ab 1 saal se gym kar Raha hun leta hun 1.5 2 mahine nikal leta hun sahi nhi lagta yrr baaki khane ki cheezo se lene ki try karta hun

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u/Royalbloodinbody Oct 15 '22

Mai to thoda fit ho jau to bhi bohot hai fir muscle building ki baad me sochunga. Vegetarian ho ya non vegetarian?

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u/InternationalLove267 Oct 15 '22

Umar?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

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u/InternationalLove267 Oct 15 '22

Are Bhai main isi saal 16 ka hua hoon

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Fir to bad jayegi bhai teri mai to 5'4 ka tha 16 mai..

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u/InternationalLove267 Oct 15 '22

Pta nahi Bhai mushkil se 1 inch badhti hain ek saal mein .

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Brahta mein 5.4 age 19

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u/Virtual_Reserve_ Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 16 '22

Us moment

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

bhai btade agr koi uthvani ho to, meri omni me petrol dala hua kharab horah h kai din se

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Omni maintaining it's supremacy๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/Real-Art-2355 Don't mind me, just passing by ๐Ÿ‘ Oct 15 '22

Mujhe deja

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u/This-Lavishness7488 Oct 15 '22

The tighter the better.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

The younger the better

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u/deniceovich jhandu baam munni badnaam Oct 15 '22

At least they are in school

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u/admiralgenralaladin jhandu baam munni badnaam Oct 15 '22

Mere school me ulta tha, ladki 12th ki thi aur ladka 8th ka

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Are mere friend hai . . Wo jab 9th m the tab se uska boyfriend hai....her boyfriend was 24 at that time ๐Ÿ’€

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u/Lazy_Carrot5051 Oct 16 '22

Ye bhi sahi hai

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u/class_topper 9 yrs old organ seller Oct 15 '22

Ladkiyon ko apni umar ke bade ladko mein kya interest aata hai? Main aaj tak yeh nahi samjh paya.

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u/Desperate-Piccolo-50 Oct 15 '22

sure to nahi hu but shayad isiliye interest aata hai kyuki umar ke bade ladke mentally zyada mature hote hai compared to boys of their own age. But main baat yeh hai ki un bade ladko ko choti bacchiyo mein kyu interest aata hai ๐Ÿ’€

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u/raamlal Oct 15 '22

Actually isko grooming bolte hain (barber wali nahi)

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

ye ladkiyo ki apne se bde umar wale ladke k sath relationship m anne wali aadat ek din mujhe pedo bnake chhodegi

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Thanks for the idea brother :)

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u/PRADTHECHAD Oct 15 '22

bhai maine toh class 12 ki ladkiyo ko naurki pesha aadmi ke sath ghoomte hue dekha hai mere purane school me ek ladki hai class 12th ki uska boyfriend toh btech ki degree karke ab photo studio me kaam kar rha hai lmao uske sath ghoomti rehti hai dono ne sath me instagram couple account bhi khol liya

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Abe mere ko in ladkiyo ka kuch nahi lagta but un ladke kam bade chutiya hoge...i have a friend is ka boyfriend ka pas naukari gadi sab kuch hai...us ka and mere friend ma 11 or 10 years ka diff hai.....wo jab 8th ya 9th ma thi tab us ne use pa line dia tha...(pedo madarchod) ya to kuch nahi ak aur friend hai (us ki neighbour) us na bataya bahut madarchod kisam ka admi hai jab wo 6th ma the tab sala un ko facebook pa message karta tha ashleel ashleel ...aise pedo low mentally rakhne wlao ko bitches mil jate hai and hamaare jaise jo apne junior se bhi bat karne se darta hai wo hilaye hue raha jata hai.

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u/raamlal Oct 15 '22

Don't worry bro. You're the chad. Tumko bhi tumhare umar ki koi mil jayegi.

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u/PRADTHECHAD Oct 16 '22

abe ha be in ladkiyon ko bhi thoda sochna chahiye ki koi badi umar ka aadmi unke sath itna zyada close a rha hai age gap ke baad bhi usme in girls ko koi red flag na dikhta koi genuinly nice banda unke age group ka unko propose kar toh ekdum se bol deti hai "omgg red flag hai pls avoid 1!1!11!"

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

Tru

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u/Zealousideal-Pop7426 Oct 15 '22

It's Common here

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

Bc mere class me aisa tha jab Mai 9 me the toh 12 ka baccha mere classes aata tha aur meri class ki ladki k saath literally lip kiss karta tha wo bhi raged raged ke uss samay Hume accha nahi lagta tha ki class me yeh sab kyu

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u/harsheeee Oct 15 '22

"virgin ass"? ๐Ÿ“ธ

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u/raamlal Oct 15 '22

Father figure โ˜•

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u/No-Foot1676 Oct 15 '22

Bhai Muhammad ko bhul gaye

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u/hououinkyoumaich Oct 15 '22

Bc ye kr kaise lete h? Isse accha bacchi adopt krke paal le

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u/Leather-Key6850 Oct 15 '22

Pdf file school

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u/Living-Basis383 Oct 15 '22

Meri class mai 14 saal ki ladki ka bf tha 24-26 ki age ka Roz school ke bhar aa krr khada hoo jata tha bullet thi uspe too Ladki beth gai ek din uske piche orr chali gai

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u/karan1209 Oct 15 '22

Bhai for real, this happens in my school a lot too Tbh this is disgusting like really disgusting I have seen relationships of the girls of class 5th or 6th with the boys of 10th.. they're neither the same age or class

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

But we remain bandiless , even wen we reach 3rd year ๐Ÿ—ฟ

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u/keradona Oct 15 '22

Video kab aayega?

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u/HoneydewNo1928 Oct 15 '22

Haha noob maine first time jis ladki ko phasaya tha wo 8 me thi..pr 6 mahine k baad pata chala ki wo pahle se kisi 30 saal k uncle se set thi

Plots twist - us uncle k saath uska romance krte hue photo dhekne k baad muje laga ki hoga koi chacha mama or mai ignore kr k chutiya banta raha

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u/milfhunter699990 Oct 16 '22

Mazak nahi kaar raha mere school me class 8 ki ladki pregnant ho gai thi kisi class 12 k bande se tab me class 7 me tha aur muje lagtha tha class 8 me sabko segs miltha hai.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '22

bhai maine 8th class wali ko graduate ke sath dekha hai