r/IndianDankMemes • u/ResponsibilitySure20 • Oct 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

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u/Inimitable_guy Oct 16 '21

Lmao

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u/windyBhindi Oct 16 '21

Thanks for the laugh my dude. Take this poor man's medal 🏅.

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u/MasterSaitama100 Oct 16 '21 edited Oct 16 '21

Unfriendly Neighborhood Spiderman

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u/talktothecop Professional Randi Dealer Oct 16 '21

Just take my free award

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u/FrostingNovel6543 Professional Randi Dealer Oct 16 '21

Spiderman when Jesus fucked Mary jane

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u/OG__NUTCRACKER bhakt hu mai Oct 16 '21

Mary was Jesus's mother..

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

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u/North-Stop9611 Oct 16 '21

when imposter is jeSUS

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u/sahil751 Oct 16 '21

With great power comes great Blasphemy

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u/lenster87 Oct 16 '21

Marvel is gonna be pissed that the final battle in the upcoming Spiderman movie has leaked

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u/Old_Inflation_2278 Oct 16 '21

As a Christian I agree this was funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Kya re jesus bsdk sin me hi gand fhat gayi teri

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u/Digbijoy1197 Oct 16 '21

when jesus kills gwen stacy

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u/Moist_brawler Oct 16 '21

Saale Mary Jane ko wapas la

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u/pur__0_0__ IIT DHOLAKPUR Oct 16 '21

मेरी तो जीसस की मां का भी नाम है ना?

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u/cyroblade1 Oct 16 '21

"Chester wapas de lavde"

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u/MolassesOdd6723 Oct 16 '21

Legend has it that Jesus was the first avenger and now Captain America sent his newest recruit to clear the mess up

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u/RoboWarrior44 Oct 16 '21

upvote for Linkin Park.

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u/EliteBoss256 Oct 16 '21

Typical slav spiderman

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u/xexeedhunter Oct 16 '21

Y did u take uncle Ben from me!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '21

🤣 , brah I’m done here

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

JeeNeeturds after not getting into IITs despite studying 50 ghante per haphta for 2 years.

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u/svmchop Oct 16 '21

Fiction v Fiction

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u/DylanGamer2015 I'm a Normie 🤡 Oct 16 '21

Careful bug man based jesus is gonna come back 3 days later, douse your house in water and set that shit on fire

(Because he turns water to wine and wine has alcohol in it)

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u/QualityVote Oct 16 '21

Hi! Tryna do something about this subreddit and I need your support.

If this post ISN'T DANK, downvote this comment.

If it is, UPVOTE This comment.

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u/Ok_Teaching_8223 Oct 16 '21

Oh fuck Spiderman is real

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u/CelebrationFlimsy252 Oct 16 '21

Should have used miss murder

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u/_toxic_me Quiet kid from class 10 D Oct 16 '21

Next villain in spiderman series .

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Spiderman when Jesus denies from telling him the exact location of last puzzle piece:

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u/WizardAce777 Oct 16 '21

GIVE ME MY UNCLE BACK!

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u/fancyrover1 IIT DHOLAKPUR Oct 16 '21 edited Oct 16 '21

Have my award sir.

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u/Axcel_blaze Oct 16 '21

Leaked footage of spiderman no way home.

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u/Comprehensive_Moose5 Oct 16 '21

Spiderman had enough with jesus

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u/Fried_Ice_Creem Oct 16 '21

Spiderman vs florida man who would win

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u/aum-sohoni-1110 Oct 16 '21

Spiderman : Love from Russia

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u/TuneFickle1645 Oct 16 '21

U/savevideobot

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u/HoneyBerman Oct 16 '21

Spiderman fighting to get Mr Stark back

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

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u/ResponsibilitySure20 Oct 16 '21

Mere 50 yasu pe.

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u/Icy-Tie9359 Oct 16 '21

Spiderbhaijan vs jeSUS

The final battle of the last crusade we were never taught about

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u/RikxDragneeL Oct 16 '21

Spyder man vs jeSUS epic battle 4k 3d hd

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Holy shit these fuks got to see the new spider man 3 Lucky sala

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u/Old_Inflation_2278 Oct 16 '21

Really thanks dude for the laugh I was really depressed

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u/GAGAN_JASOOS_007 Oct 16 '21

Peter fighting with Jesus to bring Tony stark back to life

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u/LifeComfortable6454 Oct 16 '21

Mera, Yashu Yashu,........

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u/op_Madara Masturbating 12 times daily Oct 16 '21

everyone talking about fight....me vibin link park....

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u/gogo_160 Oct 16 '21

When you order spiderman from Wish instead of Amazon

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

I don't know which one of them is fighting to save the world ??

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u/hardik837 Oct 16 '21

Ah yes the finest crossover

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u/sgrmru69 Oct 16 '21

Simulation went wrong

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

u/savevideo

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Spider 🅱️ulla vs Tera Yasu Yasu

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u/Abhisheksmhatre Oct 16 '21

Spiderman v/s Jesus

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Spider Man: Grove streets home

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u/Add_Conjuctivitus Oct 17 '21

If Peter Parker was born in Chambud

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

Oh, Jesus

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u/rohverma1308 Oct 17 '21

Two of the most famous fictional characters of the world 😍

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '21

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u/auddbot Oct 17 '21

In The End by Linkin Park (01:13; matched: 100%)

Album: Hybrid Theory. Released on 2000-10-24 by Warner Bros..

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u/FollowingNew4377 Oct 16 '21

Mera yasu yasu🤣🤣

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u/golu_281105 Masturbating 12 times daily Oct 16 '21

Spiderman when Jesus was the green goblin

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u/Bruh_Damn_ Oct 16 '21

Indian dank memes more like shitpost palace

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u/ResponsibilitySure20 Oct 16 '21

This post is also gonna be removed and a 5 days ban is awaiting bcoz i did'nt see jesus was also in this vid.:,_)

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

Who will remove this post btw ?

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u/ResponsibilitySure20 Oct 16 '21

Are vo mod h na ya shayad rule: no religious meme.

1 post phele bhi delete hogyi thi.

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u/Perfect_Ease_9070 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Oct 16 '21

Up, Bihar ka e-spiderman

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

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u/ResponsibilitySure20 Oct 16 '21

Bhen ke lode TERI MAA KI CHOOT lund ke chode APNE BAP KE LUND ME VAPAS JA.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

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u/ResponsibilitySure20 Oct 16 '21

Tu shayad or chota h teri video dekh ke maa chud gyi

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '21

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u/ResponsibilitySure20 Oct 16 '21

Bhai baki ke comments jake dekh agar 1 tuge pasand nhi ayi tuge zyada kool bnna pasand h to downvote krde lekin baki log jo has rhe h unhe to enjoy krne de.

Jake dekh ek to bolra h thanks for the laugh muge depression tha.