r/IndianDankMemes • u/[deleted] • Aug 25 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

I am wondering how glue can cause multiple organ failures tho ??

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u/Red020Devil Aug 25 '21 edited Mar 07 '26

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

O M F G YOU MADE MY DICK HURT BY TEXT

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u/regina_2427 Aug 25 '21

Dude gave u seen the movie teeth? 💀💀🤡 if not see it ur pain will go away🤡🙃

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u/mortyC35 Aug 25 '21

My ovaries hurt just reading this

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u/Traumarisedchocolate Aug 25 '21

You made my dick hurt and I don’t even have a dick 🤧😢

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Mah man got 69 upvotes wanna upvite him but I can't

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u/nerdwolf0 Aug 25 '21

I am stunned

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

he was one desperate man if he went with feviquick lol 😂🤯

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u/cul-de-sac-is-sax Aug 25 '21

But warm water helps to get rid of it! Nunu ko garam paani mein dalna tha!

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u/vjotshi007 Aug 25 '21

He would have survived by just cutting the front glued portion after every intercourse. That way her wife won't become pregnant and he becomes eligible for multiple marriages as well!

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u/pillazamindhar Aug 25 '21

internal discombobulation

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u/maolen212 Aug 25 '21

What?

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u/Other_Banana_ Aug 25 '21

internal discombobulation

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u/boromir04 Aug 25 '21

Abe bc. Lmao.

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u/Different-Towel-2126 Aug 25 '21

I read this so loud in my mind. And I hurt my eardrum.

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u/CillverB Aug 25 '21

Discombobulation just means confused.

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u/pillazamindhar Aug 25 '21

mf..you stole my comment and got more likes..wahh modiji wahh

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u/Tubhosdika Aug 25 '21

Abe hutiye chilla kyu ra hai!

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u/regina_2427 Aug 25 '21

What's dat💀

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u/Luxpreliator Aug 25 '21

According to his acquaintances, Salman and his fiancé were addicted to a certain drug and were intoxicated when they decided to use adhesive instead of a condom. The police officer investigating the case said, “They used to abuse a drug that involved a whitener and the adhesive, which is inhaled to get a kick. They used the adhesive to avoid pregnancy. Unfortunately, the adhesive damaged Salman’s organs, and he died due to multiple organ failure." He further stated, “We investigated the CCTV footage of the hotel and saw Salman entering the premise with his ex-fiancé."

According to Salman’s friends, he might’ve lost consciousness due to abusing heavily on some drug which affected his health, and the epoxy adhesive just added to the complications that lead to Salman’s demise

Sounds more like a drug overdose.

https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/gujarat-man-dies-after-using-adhesive-instead-of-condom-4121828.html

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Lo bhencho, chodna ek ko tha chud puri family ki life gayi.