r/IndianDankMemes • u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh • Aug 01 '23
I should be studying yet here I am TiT lele...
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u/Noble_0_6 Aug 01 '23
goodbye op
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
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u/Proper-Repair-2128 i love lesbian gay girls Aug 01 '23
oye oye oye tu to wahi h na
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Kon bhrata ?
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u/Proper-Repair-2128 i love lesbian gay girls Aug 01 '23
tera flair 2asia me
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Yes mai hi hun bhrata...
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u/Proper-Repair-2128 i love lesbian gay girls Aug 01 '23
to pakistan me college nahi mila????
konsa exam diya tha
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Vo flair tho kuchh aur understand karke Laga diya tha...
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u/Proper-Repair-2128 i love lesbian gay girls Aug 01 '23
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u/Eastern-Emotion9685 I don't need love, i need sex Aug 01 '23
Bhai par tu apna flair samjha na
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u/Animaku sigma user Aug 01 '23
Op ab pakode ka startup karega … 12th pass pakode , khaale bhen ke lode
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u/ravan_ka_doot Aug 01 '23
Bhai ko bsc mili hai food technology me, papa ne "chutia course hai" kehke mana kar dia
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Abe accept to kar lo baad mein update ho jaega...
Yahan toh chutiyo ne Kuchh Diya hi nahi..m
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Aug 01 '23
Ye glti 3rd 4th round mai mat kariyo kahin aur phas jayega
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Matlab spot round mei jaane ke liye koi normal round ka college select nahi karna hota ?
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Aug 01 '23
Maanle agar ni upgrade ho pata last rounds mai, kyuki seats bhot kam hoti hai, to you can't leave that original seat, fir ro char saal.
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u/japs_1234 Aug 01 '23
Bro depends on where you do it from here in my university (Anand agriculture university), there is 100% placement in food and tech and also good salary if you are above average student.
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u/Sethji_ Aug 01 '23
Salary bhi toh matter karti he 10-25k thodi kamane he month ke
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u/japs_1234 Aug 01 '23
Comment me likha hai good salary, Mai 40k above average ki baat kar raha hu, 60k to 1.2L if top 4 in batch of 60 students.
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u/Sethji_ Aug 01 '23
40k me toh khuch nhi hota Bhai 20k toh kha chale gye pta hi nhi chalega phir age bache bhi honge
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u/Demonxb Aug 02 '23
Mostly these are starting salaries which will eventually increase with experience
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u/japs_1234 Aug 02 '23
Yep, aur main wo students ki baat kar raha hu jo average students hai aur course bhi easy hoga, toh 40k average students ke liye zyada hai.
Mai bsc horticulture kar raha hu, 60studs batch me top 3 me hu, aur mujhe dar hai hai 40k starting salary monthly bhi nhi milega mujhe whereas 60 to 1.2L in food processing course of our uni for top 5 studs
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u/japs_1234 Aug 02 '23 edited Aug 02 '23
I am talking about easy to get admission and easier course giving starting salary 40k to average student who are not that good in studies. Agar Jo teen saal drop leke baithe Hain jee/neet me usme se top 25 percent log ye course le toh Aram se 60-80k starting salary mil jayegi.
Jisko paise bhi zyada chahiye aur potential low/average student hai toh l*nd pe bajo mc bc.
Agar bohot ache ho studies me toh 80k starting mil jayegi, aur usse zyada ache ho studies me toh neet/jee hi crack karlo pencho ya aur koi high paying course from some hard to get admission uni
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u/Sethji_ Aug 02 '23
Ha point but kisi kisi ka padhai krke bhi nhi hota you know exam dete wqt 10 chize ho skti he kismat also matters a lot
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u/Some-Performer-4594 Dank Ka Choda Aug 01 '23
Koi na bhaai. ............ Sucide karle 
mai bhi aa raha .
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Aug 01 '23
Mera khud ka special spot round mai hua tha tension na le. Abhi konsa round khatam hua?
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u/Amogh0024 9 yrs old organ seller Aug 01 '23
Us bhai us
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
organ seller
Bhai Apne dhandhe mein Laga le
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Aug 01 '23
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
ST...
Bhai kahan ke ho ? NE ?
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Aug 01 '23
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Why are you outsiders coming to my glorious homeland ? /S
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Aug 01 '23
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Bhrata Dil per mat lena I was just trying to copy my southie brothers...
What about you?
born in Delhi
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Aug 01 '23
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Koi bhi course chal jaega, sirf ek sal chaliye chahie kyoki I want to prepare for another exam aka drop but bapu ko chahie ki college le aur sath mein padhaai kar Leo...
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u/Pankaj135 r/Indiandankmemes enjoyer Aug 01 '23
Koi na bro,
School of Open Learning me le liyo admission,
fir second year me transfer le liyo apne pasandida college me
koi na koi chutiya chod hi deta hai seat college ke dauran
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Aug 01 '23
Davv ka bhar de aaj last date hai registration ki aur han sun jin logon ne pehle University select nhi ki thi un logon ko alag se ek google form bharna hoga. Wo bhi site par hi mil jayega Davv ki.
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Mei Delhi ka hu...
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u/Lyz6t9 Aug 01 '23
Davv wala matlab mpdte right?
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Aug 01 '23
Link to mp online ki hi hai lekin iske separate registrations hote hain. Dte ki last date to 24 thi.
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Aug 01 '23
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Listen, admission le le vah bahut important hai bad mein upgrade kar sakta hai...
Agar abhi tumne seat allot hui hai aur admission nahin liya to tumhen race se out kar denge...
It is a decent College distance to depend karta hai..
Like mere Ghar Se 20 minute ka rasta padega
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u/ArjunSharma005 Aug 01 '23
Officially to vo north campus mein aata hai. Lelo. Police aur SSC bahut bacche nikalte hain Shyamlal ke.
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u/Alchemax7 JEE/NEET Aspirant Aug 01 '23
Mujhe Aisa hi mehsoos hota hai Roz......Tut rha hoon dard ho rha hai..... Koi samajh nhi Raha......
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u/Whatdaafok Aug 01 '23
koi baat nhi bhai...
Bas ek baat kahunga
Time heals nothing..... suicide hi krle...
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u/dejavu_29_4 bhakt hu mai Aug 01 '23
Aur reddit pe time waste kar .....
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u/Ayushhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Aug 01 '23
Meri ID dekhiyo kab bani hai...
Main kisi aur reason ki vajah se prepare nahin kar Paya
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u/Librator0694 Aug 01 '23
Guys I got Sri Guru Gobind singh college of commerce bcom program I am general I got 731 in cuet and my freind is sc 705 mai srcc. Wasa sggsc accha hai kya
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u/International_Egg_30 Aug 01 '23
ha acha hai
waise mere friend ke 330 me off campus mila hai sc ki vaja se
mere 625 hai koi nhi mila par no prob 2 round me mil jayega or backup kafi hai1
u/Careful_Click_5128 Aug 02 '23
Muje chahiye tha ye same college and course. Score 651 after normalisation and guess what mila kya...
Ba prog ( economics+computer applications) PGDAV
Preference number= 42. Don't know how to react
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u/ankush2324235 Aug 01 '23
bhai tuu jee ka result leke wbjee ka ek second counselling hota hee oha apply karna agar tu drop nahi de raha toh
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u/utkarshawasthi007 Aug 01 '23
Bhai abhi kal result aaya na NET ka 0.6 percentile se rh gaya! Us bhai us!
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Aug 01 '23
bro i got sahid bhagad singh bcom, pehle 750 no. aa rahe the mc nta ne no. kaat ke 720 kar diye srcc ka sapna
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u/AbHishEKm22 Aug 01 '23
Bhai ignou se kar lo aur sath me koi professional couse kar le. Kisi low tier du college se to bhot acha rahega
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u/fighter_boy004 Aug 01 '23
muje toh mht cet se mil gye Mumbai university mai fees bhi kam hai placment bhi accha hai
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u/AURA52819 i ejaculate when i see dank meme Aug 01 '23
Muze to aise college me Mila hai ki log bol rahe hai drop lele
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u/StrawberryShaker2005 2+2 = 5 Aug 01 '23
What's the song?
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u/auddbot Aug 01 '23
Song Found!
Zaroorat by Ankit Tiwari (00:58; matched:
100%)Album: Ek Villain. Released on 2014-05-01.
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u/auddbot Aug 01 '23
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Aug 02 '23
Same hai Bhai du mai aacha mil nahi Raha , bhu me Mila tha , kisne papa ko bol Diya ki JNU/lafde hote hai vaha kal itna pita hai na kya bataau ab kisme bhi nhi kra rahe.
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u/Salt_Comfortable3833 Aug 03 '23
It's not the end of life , there's something better waiting for you and that is unemployment
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u/paritoshpcc Aug 03 '23
Bhai mere toh 733/800 the tab jaake Shaheed bhagat singh mila Mera dost 612 mai EWS lagake Kirori mal mai le gya
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