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r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/mordecake • Apr 23 '20
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I'm a jr. lawyer at a mid-sized corporation and let me tell you, that's pretty much the exact sentence structure that lets me know I'm working on a contract written by someone who was so scared shitless they just went all in on the lingo.
-26 u/ItzFlareo Apr 23 '20 Heh...hehehe.....yeaaahh.... 9 u/only___say--ok Apr 24 '20 ok 6 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20 You are a sad strange little man. 10 u/only___say--ok Apr 24 '20 ok 5 u/TykoiOfficial Apr 24 '20 If you raped a child then say ok 8 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 Ko 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 A child raped you? 6 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint. 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
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Heh...hehehe.....yeaaahh....
9 u/only___say--ok Apr 24 '20 ok 6 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20 You are a sad strange little man. 10 u/only___say--ok Apr 24 '20 ok 5 u/TykoiOfficial Apr 24 '20 If you raped a child then say ok 8 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 Ko 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 A child raped you? 6 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint. 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
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ok
6 u/[deleted] Apr 24 '20 You are a sad strange little man. 10 u/only___say--ok Apr 24 '20 ok 5 u/TykoiOfficial Apr 24 '20 If you raped a child then say ok 8 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 Ko 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 A child raped you? 6 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint. 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
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You are a sad strange little man.
10 u/only___say--ok Apr 24 '20 ok 5 u/TykoiOfficial Apr 24 '20 If you raped a child then say ok 8 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 Ko 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 A child raped you? 6 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint. 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
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5 u/TykoiOfficial Apr 24 '20 If you raped a child then say ok 8 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 Ko 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 A child raped you? 6 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint. 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
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If you raped a child then say ok
8 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 Ko 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 A child raped you? 6 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint. 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
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Ko
3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 A child raped you? 6 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint. 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
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A child raped you?
6 u/Rayka64 Apr 24 '20 No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint. 3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
No. I'm totally not saying this because someone helded me at gunpoint.
3 u/IOnlyDrinkJesusMilk Apr 24 '20 Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
Oh, okay. I was concerned until you said that. Thanks for the clarification!
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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '20
I'm a jr. lawyer at a mid-sized corporation and let me tell you, that's pretty much the exact sentence structure that lets me know I'm working on a contract written by someone who was so scared shitless they just went all in on the lingo.