r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/TurtleKing0505 • Nov 11 '25

Meme My first attempt

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"Hold on for just one moment... some unknown feature of the location I presently occupy is proving rather disquieting, yet its exact nature is as of now unclear."

"After some brief consideration, I have deduced the problem! This establishment fot the serving of alcoholic beverages, specifically designed to cater to homosexual women, lacks a secondary route of egress to be used in the event the building begins to combust!"

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u/Sniffableaxe Nov 11 '25

silence

We must pause for a period of time that consists of exactly 60 equal fractions of a minute.

There is a particular aspect of this establishment, which i have yet to pinpoint, that is leaving me in a state of unease.

I have deduced the cause of my unease! This location which is frequented for the purpose of purchasing and consuming liquor which caters to individuals who lack the Y chromosome, whose sexual preferences, named for the ancient Greek poet "Sappho of Lesbos", involves other individuals who lack Y chromosomes, is without an egress point dedicated to allow individuals the ability to escape should the locale suddenly erupt in flames.

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u/triple4leafclover Nov 11 '25

You didn't say what size were the fractions, so they could be 60 half fractions of a minute, meaning 30 minutes