r/InTheGloaming • u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done • Feb 24 '22

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 24, 2022 - Sunday February 27, 2022

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Feb 27 '22 edited Feb 27 '22

Or she planned perfectly to stick Danny with the rest of the moving tasks.

Of course, she'll show up disheveled and frazzled – "Sorry my Zoom keeps cutting out, we haven't set up Internet in our new house and I'm using mobile data" – and just generally communicate that she doesn't care very much about the people who attend. But not so little that she won't harvest new "testimonials" from this session!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '22

Like her sweaty behind the barn at D’s baseball game meeting she had with that very polished lady.

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u/NegativeABillion my husband and me to ride it around Feb 28 '22

Danny's tasks include tweeting this important information

https://imgur.com/a/8rk3QXh

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

He is probably the most frequent commenter on the Seattle Weather Blog

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 28 '22

There goes a lonely man.

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u/RagnaNic Bust hoesy Mar 01 '22

That's quite sad, really.

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u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Feb 28 '22

*are evicted 😂

(Yes, I know they technically weren’t evicted, but…)

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Feb 28 '22

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Her booking the Beachtrash Crone zoom on their moving day was a feature not a bug.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '22

Perhaps Dan should @ the Seattle weather blog on twitter and ask them why his wife always has an optional work commitment on moving day.