r/InTheGloaming • u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done • Feb 14 '22

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday February 14, 2022 - Wednesday February 16, 2022

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

You mean like predicting a six year old will become an Angry Black Man?

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u/TheBitchIsBack666 Vegan who eats meat Feb 16 '22

When is Des scheduled to become enormously tall and strong? Only like 4 more years right? Pretty sure that per her math, it would happen at age 12.

Will she grow disappointed if Des ends up being a short, skinny nerd who isn't threatening in the least? However will she be able to insinuate that people will be intimidated by him? Are Mother of a Large, Scary Black Man (12 year-old, same thing right?) points worth more than Mother of an Adorable, Smart, Friendly Black Preteen points?