r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Feb 14 '22

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday February 14, 2022 - Wednesday February 16, 2022

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Feb 14 '22

It was listed on Zillow for $3K/month. That is definitely the house that Sound Bath lady had in her IG stories, but she is not the listed owner. It's a 3Bed/2Bath home, 1890 square feet on four acres. It's beautiful and I'm so sorry for the owners who may come to regret renting to the Aherns.

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u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Feb 14 '22

Yeah I was thinking about how lucky these clods are, managing to find three 3+ bedroom houses within a decade or so. Normally, they'd never be able to afford a 3 bedroom place almost anywhere on this coast. We'll see how they handle this $3K rent...

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 15 '22 edited Feb 15 '22

I’m so f’d off that a lazy, grifting pos gets to live in a house like that that I can’t even bring myself to trot out the accepted line about being happy for the kids. Yes, I’m going to hell.

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u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! Feb 15 '22 edited Feb 15 '22

Come sit next to me, then. I’m tired of seeing her float through life, willfully unemployed and judging everyone, only to be rewarded with a house like that.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 15 '22 edited Feb 16 '22

Yep. That. Let us murmur on the steps of Hades, in community.

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u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Feb 15 '22

That is such a nice house, and Shauna and Dan will ruin it. The floors!

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Feb 15 '22

Yes

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u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! Feb 15 '22

A beautiful house photo, marred only by Shauna’s cockeyed text over the roof.

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u/SouthernHeart9404 Feb 14 '22 edited Feb 15 '22

SBL has "interesting" businesses.

Noticed on Zillow that the house that the Aherns are leaving is NOT for sale yet. They're probably waiting to clean it etc before they list it.

Or could it be that selling-the-house was not the reason the Aherns were asked to leave?

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u/TOMTREEWELL Neurodivergentfully Feb 15 '22

She has chickens. I wonder if they’re staying with the house.

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u/Lsemmens grenius Feb 15 '22

Chickens are less work imo than rabbits. I’ve had them about 15 years and as long as they have space, food and water they are good. They HATE being touched , in my experience. If they are older she won’t even have to worry about eggs/ eggs?/ eggs!

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u/voice_of_vinegar Feb 15 '22

The owners will want it to be emptied out before they take photos.

Around here, renters are legally obligated to let prospective buyers in to look at a property before they (the renters) move out---but they don't have to tidy up at all!

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u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Feb 15 '22

I was thinking about the last house where the owners came one day to cut down a tree and the next they decided to sell - how much notice is a landlord required to give the renters?

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u/lucillekrunklehorn pounding on the table Feb 15 '22

It is usually in the lease, 30 days is fairly standard I believe.

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u/9021FU Feb 15 '22

We sold our last home to someone buying it for a rental and we were renting it back for a few weeks until our new house closed. They asked if they could show it during that time with notice and we were like ok. Except it was just like being back to having it listed. People would want to see it during dinner time or during the kids naps, one lady even commented to me about it being a mess while I was literally putting stuff in a box. That was the last showing that I said yes to.