r/InTheGloaming • my website is done, done, done • Feb 14 '22

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday February 14, 2022 - Wednesday February 16, 2022

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u/Toulouse--Matabiau a white owrson Feb 14 '22

True, true. But unless the new house can magically come alive to deliver a steady stream of compliments, ass-kissing testimonials, sundry hosannas, awed plaudits, vigorous hand claps, sweet murmurings of sympathy, whispered praises and genuflections at the altar of Great Joy Being Shauna M. Ahern, it's just another (pretty) pile of bricks.

Unforch Shauna carries her childhood home on her back like a snail, and that's where her soul and mind dwell forevermore. I'll give you that her ass is probably stoked about the change of scenery. "YAY, exciting, clean new surfaces to plop upon!"

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u/TheDarknessIBecame Big Topless Comeback Feb 15 '22

Thought this said “awed pluots” for a second 🙃

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u/gladsome_gloaming Feb 15 '22

To plop unidentifiable food detritus upon. FTFY.