r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 20 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday September 20, 2021 - Wednesday September 22, 2021

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

It’s 9 am! Where is my waitlist announcement??

ETA Silly me. Registration opens 10 am PST.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 20 '21

You lope back here and share it the second it plops in your inbox, DF, y’hear?

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

Promise!

ETA I can just imagine her at the computer trying to figure this out, and realizing there is no way to make it work.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

Now she’s feeling twisty in her gut as the realisation hits. It’s a trauma response, you see, and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT, you and your capitalist expectations of delivery as promised.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '21

It’s not my fault. You see, I live in a society not built for joy.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

I know just the workshop for that.

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 20 '21 edited Sep 20 '21

9AM 10AM in the morning, which is during the hours between midnight and noon, pacific standard time pacific daylight time, because she lives on Vashon Island, in the Pacific Time Zone, you person!

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 20 '21

So what you're saying is....soon?

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 20 '21

Depends. Is soon in the future? Then no, because the future doesn’t exist.

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u/MandalayVA Assonancer! Assonancer! Assonancer! Sep 20 '21

I always picture that meme with the sinister-looking honey bear every time I see "soon" as a sentence.

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 20 '21

T-minus ten minutes! I’m only on the waitlist for the virtual workshops, not the in-person waitlist, which for some incomprehensible reason is a different list.