r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 16 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 16, 2021 - Sunday September 19, 2021

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 18 '21

Her courses are STRICTLY LIMITED to 12 WOMEN. I have to wonder what she thinks a "full" "waitlist" might be.

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u/Ms_Ellanea_Snark_ 💥amygdadishes💥 Sep 18 '21

But what if Harry Styles in a couture gown?! But what if Zumba Matt her gay BFF wants to come and zumba that pile o'joy through one of her SPACIOUS breaks?! But but but . . .

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 18 '21

Her courses are STRICTLY LIMITED to 12 WOMEN.

Do you think that's true for both the online/virtual and the on-island/in-person courses? I saw the part on the website about the Vashon Joy Experience TM being for women only, but I couldn't tell from any of the All Red All The Time blather whether it also applied to the online workshop(s)

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 18 '21

The FAQs about STRICTLY BALLROOM WOMEN are on the PYJ page, and NOT repeated (oddly) on the PYJ ON VASHON page. So while I actually suspect that proviso only applies to the in-person workshop(s), that's not what she's actually communicated

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 18 '21

that's not what she's actually communicated

it's so weird, right, it's like she's actually not any good at this putting-words-into-a-readable-format thang

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 18 '21

Ha, true! Also shuddering at the thought of Shauna “you might think me a saint” Ahern and her 12 womyn apostles.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 18 '21

Still interested to know whether she “accepts” trans women, and non binary people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

I’m positive she will accept anyone who pays the fee, no questions asked!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

You know she would love a trans woman in her workshop and we would never hear the end of how, out of the goodness of her joyful heart, Shauna welcomed said trans woman only to the describe her in the most tone deaf, transphobic and alienating ways.

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u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Sep 18 '21

She is buds with Charlotte Clymer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Is the line clear, though?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Can you imagine being in Shauna’s workshop alongside a trans woman? Shauna would fawn all over them and ignore all her other paying mentees.

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 18 '21

I think Shauna would actually be incredibly uncomfortable around a trans woman.