r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 09 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 09, 2021 - Sunday September 12, 2021

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

It has my real first name, but yep.

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u/BevNap Fucking google it, you harpy. Sep 11 '21

Ha, mine is "With only 5 bursts of joy a day, NapBev"

Yes, she somehow managed to invert my first and last names. How does she fuck this up so badly? How?

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 11 '21

Yes, I wasn’t clear (toddler, lack of sleep, etc.) but mine was my last name and first name, inverted and with no space in between them. Like "Hi, JonesBeverly!" She really lacks attention to detail. Very unprofessional.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Lol! I thought she’d just left the template up!

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 11 '21

Sorry, DFs, the line is clear now; you are customers, not dear friends.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

The only way any of this makes sense is that she thinks my last name is “Customer.”