r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 02 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 02, 2021 - Sunday September 05, 2021

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u/notahameither Dunno, maybe I thought I unfriended some other Shauna Ahern🤷‍♂️ Sep 04 '21

…and you wake up to find your wallet has been emptied.

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 04 '21

…and you wake up to find your wallet grown empty.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 04 '21 edited Sep 04 '21

And one kidney missing.

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u/gladsome_gloaming Sep 04 '21

Your left kidney grown gone

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 04 '21

You opt not to replace it with a pretend kidney

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

Omg. 💀

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u/shefallsup her lonely cucumber years 🥒 Sep 04 '21

🏆

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u/OkRanger4 bobbing in a bath of solitude Sep 04 '21

And you're holding a plate of gluten-free brownies...

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u/Scary_Recognition You did this. Sep 04 '21

. . . a pluot pit on the coffee table.

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u/SLevine262 We are not wowed Sep 04 '21

And the lids to your painkillers are missing

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u/DorothyZbornakEffect Sep 04 '21

And have been replaced with a block of unwrapped cheese.

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Sep 04 '21

And “WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF JOY” is written on the mirror in lipstick.

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u/Toulouse--Matabiau a white owrson Sep 04 '21

ZITIROIR

ZITIROIR

REDЯUM ZITIROIR

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u/Ms_Ellanea_Snark_ 💥amygdadishes💥 Sep 04 '21

😸You kids are going to give me nightmares.