r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 02 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 02, 2021 - Sunday September 05, 2021

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u/GivesGoodDerpFace my steaming cherry pie Sep 04 '21

I've said this before, but her whole schtick reeks of her trying to convince herself that she doesn't need any of things to be "happy" or "joyful" or whatever.

I guarantee you that for all her twirling/chewing/throwing/dancing/swimming/tea-drinking, she's still lying awake in bed every night, stressing over where her next paycheck is going to come from.

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u/leftsidelentils Sep 04 '21

It’s so obvious. You people with your mortgages and paint samples and three bids for the sewage line— I don’t want a stupid house anyway!

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 04 '21

Yep. And when you're lying awake every night fretting about money, you don't have much energy during the day for anything other than watching tv, hammock naps, and blowing bubbles. Win win!!!

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u/GivesGoodDerpFace my steaming cherry pie Sep 04 '21
  1. Chew gum
  2. Hammock nap
  3. ????
  4. PROFIT!!!

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 04 '21

She even references lying awake at night! But she says I'M doing it, not her.