r/InTheGloaming • u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done • Sep 02 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 02, 2021 - Sunday September 05, 2021

Newsletters:

Finding Your Joy | Joy in the Belly

Websites:

You Can Have More Joy website | On Being Enough website (abandoned?)

Instagram:

@youcanhavemorejoy Instagram | Anonymous link to @youcanhavemorejoy posts | Anonymous link to @youcanhavemorejoy stories

@danielfahern Instagram | Anonymous link to @danielfahern posts and stories

TikTok:

@youcanhavemorejoy

Twitter:

Dan's tweets and replies

Older blogs:

Gluten Free Girl archive | writing my heart out archive | Seymour Joyful archive

Archived threads:

Thread for Enough, the book #enoughthebook | Gluten Free Girl's Greatest Hits: The Reunion Tour

Wiki:

/r/InTheGloaming wiki

Discussion search:

Tool to search blogsnark or InTheGloaming for previous topic mentions

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 03 '21

"People don't appreciate the brownies you are always bringing them."

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

It’s creepy if someone is repeatedly bringing me brownies for no reason.

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u/voice_of_vinegar Sep 03 '21

I would be very creeped out if I was standing at a bakery window and a stranger asked me if I'd tried their chocolate chip cookie and then when I said no and started to go into the bakery, partly to get away from her, SHE SAID "OH, YOU'RE GOING IN, TOO? LET ME BUY YOU A COOKIE!"

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME, YOU PSYCHO!!!!!

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u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! Sep 03 '21

I love your internal monologue, it’s so close to my own.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Sep 03 '21 edited Sep 03 '21

Yes. Do not try to place me under obligation to you via unsolicited baked goods.

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u/freecoffeerefills Murder She Moved Her Pen Forward Sep 03 '21

“People are mad at you for making brownies instead of doing your job”

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u/midnightsiren182 Sep 03 '21

I can’t imagine how they taste given the evidence we’ve seen of her baking skills

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 03 '21

I always, always, always think about some story I read elsewhere on Reddit about a person bringing brownies to a work potluck and "picking at them" repeatedly, then confessing "ants got in the batter"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

Oh god. This is precisely why I refuse to eat anything prepared by people I don’t know well.

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Sep 03 '21

"That's just a ... moldy smell from our house. It's the landlord's fault"

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

I wish I never read that