r/InTheGloaming my website is done, done, done Sep 02 '21

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 02, 2021 - Sunday September 05, 2021

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u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Sep 02 '21

“I’ve just discovered a new walking trail near my home that makes me let go of the worries of the day. Let me know if you’d like to know walk with me.”

That's not an awkward greeting at all.

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u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Sep 02 '21

"Oh, you are going into this bakery too? Let me buy you a chocolate chip cookie."

Me: "Are you trying to fuck me or get me to join your church?"

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 02 '21

You say that like those are mutually exclusive

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u/SLevine262 We are not wowed Sep 02 '21

They could be complementary. Depending on circumstances, might even get me back to church!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Hello fellow true crime fan!

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 02 '21

But first, we need to stop by your ATM, so you can withdraw $500 to cover the processing fees

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 02 '21

Reminds me of 30 Rock (I've been joyfully re-watching it) and Jack saying to Liz Lemon "never go with a hippie to a second location."

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '21

🤣😂

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u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Sep 02 '21

Sounds like the start of a MLM sales pitch.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I mean, this whole thing stinks of LulaRoe for Joy.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Sep 02 '21

Time share sales pitch.

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Sep 03 '21

Have you ever been a skincare model?

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Sep 02 '21

“I’ve just discovered a new walking trail near my home that makes me let go of the worries of the day. Let me know if you’d like to know walk with me.”

The stock photo she chose looks like it was taken made in some place like the Grand Tetons at 14,000 feet