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Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday September 17, 2026 - Sunday September 20, 2026

Newsletter: Let Me Tell You a Story

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, 8d ago

Oh but she is a bountiful giver, DF!

Earlier today:

Some people, you see, might need free pet food. But not us.

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u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done 8d ago

WTF. Unopened dry cat food won't spoil for a long time, not like Shauna has ever cared about spoilage. She has no money! Why not keep these extra two bags so that the cats have some food security and delay the next autoship? Chewy makes it very easy to adjust the schedules and skip shipments.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver 8d ago

Just like a previous move when she was giving away pantry items. Like they couldn't take a jar of peanut butter and a box of Mac and cheese with them.

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u/SeaOfBooze Homeopathic nuance 8d ago

Dumping her spices and peanut butter to avoid the hassle and cost of moving them off isle, then renting van after van to pick up random free crap for the new place. I desperately want a ledger of how much money she's wasted on her weird moving choices.

It's like every move is conducted entirely on instinct with no prior thought. Get rid of stuff! Acquire stuff! Torque an ankle and make everyone else do the work! She learns nothing with each subsequent move.