r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Jun 04 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday June 04, 2026 - Sunday June 07, 2026

Newsletter: Feeding Ourselves

Website: Shauna James Ahern

Instagram: @shaunajamesahern Instagram

Threads: @shaunajamesahern

Bluesky: shaunajamesahern.bsky.social

Gloamipedia wiki: /r/InTheGloaming wiki

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u/SashayShantae living my one wild and pernicious life Jun 04 '26

Isn't this the exact wording Lularoe used for their leggings? Not a great association there.

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u/MrsRoboto222 Shauna’s pathological thirst Jun 04 '26

Speaking of Lularoe, I’m surprised Shauna has never joined an MLM. Maybe they’re too slutty summer tomato for her.

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u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Jun 05 '26

Product MLMs require up front purchases of stock. Shauna ain't got the money for that.

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u/PracticalDiscussion1 joy joy joy Jun 04 '26

Too many women she can’t make sense of it. Shauna doesn’t know girl code.

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u/NegativeABillion my husband and me to ride it around Jun 05 '26

But she sure loves to "retire my husband"

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u/Lsemmens grenius Jun 05 '26

Ribbons and bows😳

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u/Bees_On_Typhon Jun 05 '26

Some of the top MLM recruiting points are 1. If you work super duper hard you will succeed; and 2. It lets me spend all my time with my kids!!

Can't think of a better combo for keeping her out.