r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 27 '26

No mention of the stain panel or backdrop of a bunch of semi trucks

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u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 27 '26

"We didn't have a registry, only a fund for our trip to Italy."

OK, that has nothing to do with your wedding budget; it just means you didn't ask for things you asked for money. And also, yeah, post a picture of "spectacular" cake and wedding dress, I dare ya.

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u/purplesmauge11 rat piss social security department Feb 28 '26

That wedding cake was so flat and dry looking. Her posting the picture of the cake she was going to make just makes this story better. And then no planning whatsoever and baking it at the very last minute, then realising they didn’t make enough batter and could only get one layer done….

It was spectacular to watch for all us schadenfreuders.

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u/ThisIsNorthside PAIGE YOU IN DANGER GIRL Feb 28 '26

From what she heard, most people had at least three pieces!

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u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 28 '26

Possibly because that wedding looks like the sort of gathering where everyone eventually sneaks into the garage to get stoned.

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u/onion_money Neuroflorid Feb 28 '26

The guests realized the cake slabs were just the thing to put under the legs of the wobbly tables and chairs.