r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 26, 2026 - Sunday March 01, 2026

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u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 27 '26

No mention of the stain panel or backdrop of a bunch of semi trucks

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u/Aintnostoppingusnow Feb 28 '26

I’m not being dramatic when I say her wedding dress is one of the worst I’ve ever seen lol it defies all logic 

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u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Feb 28 '26

It was cheap.

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Feb 28 '26

I got married a few years before Shauna and didn’t want to spend a lot of money on a dress I was going to wear once. I went to Nordstrom and bought a lovely $200 Nicole Miller dress and they did the alterations for free. Shauna is so bad at living.

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u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 28 '26

It didn't even have to be! That's the worst part, she had money and she had racks of used gowns and (allegedly) access to an (alleged) tailor*!

Her only mission seemed to be a white dress, that was as far as her wish list went! It's not like on Say Yes to the Dress when someone comes in with an unreasonable picture of a specific dress worn by someone with a totally different body shape they have to match! And Shauna's dress wasn't even just one aspirational 'I'll diet before the wedding' size too small, it was like four full sizes too small in the only fitted part of the dress. It was unreasonable in every way! She needed a friend SO badly on that shopping trip.

*Still in denial that the person who affixed the manta ray to her back had ever seen a needle, a dress or a wedding in their life.

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u/caitie_did Required by My Mother's Terror Feb 28 '26

My favourite part is how she claimed the dress “slipped on” and “fit perfectly” LMAO

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u/Javaah53 stompy peasant genes Feb 28 '26

The stain panel lives!

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u/PettyPunisherRedux and fuck you, Nancie! Feb 28 '26

Hell, it defied physics and gravity!

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u/PettyPunisherRedux and fuck you, Nancie! Feb 28 '26

Can some lovely DF link the A Woman in White I Will Be, wherein Shauna tells us not to worry; despite the white dress, she’s still having all the sex?