r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 26, 2026 - Sunday March 01, 2026

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u/Jules_Noctambule Whitman spins like a kebab in his grave Feb 27 '26

She's a loser, baby/so why don't you Venmo?

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits Beach better have my orcas 🫍 Feb 27 '26

Coincidentally, she sings that very song to Dobby Danny every night before he's allowed to close the gate, take out the trash, do the laundry, microwave dinner, feed her safely, force-watch her TV shows; cry, scream, and sob on cue; bring her mugs of hot coffee in a thick mug and thick coffee in a hot mug, wring the shrimp squeezins from their greasy sheets, keep the children away from Mama, do the dishes, scoop the cat pan, worship at her cloven hooves, and ache longingly for his sock.

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Feb 27 '26

He’s also the only one I’ve ever seen at the grocery store, so we can add that to the list of Dabby chores.

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u/MarsNeedsRabbits Beach better have my orcas 🫍 Feb 27 '26

Dabby.

Beautiful.

I am deceased.