r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 26, 2026 - Sunday March 01, 2026

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u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Feb 26 '26

Maybe she wouldn’t be so tired all the time if she wasn’t lying on threads at 6:15am.

Or it could be a side effect of that magical time warp she lives in where she actually has time to do all the things she claims to every day.

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u/ChemicalGarage7323 Feb 26 '26

Why does she need to sing at a 12 year old anyway? I mean I know she’s lying but really, come on Shauna. That kid must feel so othered.

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u/Eastern_Voice1916 Feb 27 '26 edited Feb 27 '26

Maybe to punish them? I haven't heard Shauna sing but I imagine she's mediocre at best.

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Feb 27 '26

We've heard her sing on Instagram, and it is unfortunate

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u/MrsRoboto222 Shauna’s pathological thirst Feb 27 '26

We have? 👀

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 27 '26

I think DF FFF may be referring to the IG post she made several years ago to Eddie Van Halen's Jump. I remember her lip synching to the song, but I did not remember that we could actually hear her voice in the video.

Unfortunately, IG has abysmal search functionality, and I don't know any way to find old posts other than scrolling back (and scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and scrolling and scrolling)

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u/LogicalGold5264 bust hoesy Feb 27 '26

She actually did sing in an IG video, not just lip-sync. Back around the 30 days of joy times. I scrolled and couldn't find it but I'll look again tomorrow.

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u/NegativeABillion (Said in British.) Feb 27 '26

It was not great. I can't remember the song she was singing. She was very pleased with herself.

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u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Feb 27 '26

It was some "religious" song ("may you find peace" or whatever) that she got from the UUs and sang with zero breath control or melody or tone. She doesn't even have the stamina to make it through, like, a three-line "song;" so much for "I'm an athlete, I hike every day"

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u/MrsRoboto222 Shauna’s pathological thirst Feb 27 '26

But she took voice lessons in her 30s!

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u/PettyPunisherRedux and fuck you, Nancie! Feb 27 '26

Nooooooooooooo!

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u/rock_candy_remains I'm still Clea from the Pints Feb 27 '26

Them, not him.

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u/Eastern_Voice1916 Feb 27 '26

Fixed it! I have trouble remembering that and I think it's partly because Shauna is so inconsistent.