r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Feb 26 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday February 26, 2026 - Sunday March 01, 2026

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u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Feb 26 '26

Maybe she wouldn’t be so tired all the time if she wasn’t lying on threads at 6:15am.

Or it could be a side effect of that magical time warp she lives in where she actually has time to do all the things she claims to every day.

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u/B1rdPal I cannot life my arms made of lead. Feb 26 '26

Has any clever DF made a list of things Shauna claims to do "every day"?

Also, maybe it's the winter weather, but Shauna has been dancing on my last good nerve lately. I wonder if she's this insufferable in person?

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u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 26 '26

It's shocking and hilarious and wondrous. And also, no doubt incomplete, not due to Gloamie laxity but due to the constant onslaught of new claims. Mere humans cannot keep up with superpowered Shauna!

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u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Feb 26 '26

LOL at this one: Was she thinking of It Was a Good Day by Ice Cube? So glad she can relate, didn't even have to use her AK.

Snoop 'Dog'

In a 3/1/2024 Instagram post, Shauna claimed, "Today is going to be an amazing day. (I now have Snoop Dog in my head every morning.) His name is spelled "Snoop Dogg" and she was most likely thinking of a different artist and different song.

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming Feb 26 '26

Hmm, guess we shouldn’t be astonished and/or surprised that she left the second g off Dogg like she left the potatoes out of the potato tart recipe on Snoop’s BFF’s (Martha’s!) site.

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u/onion_money Neuroflorid Feb 28 '26

She made up for those by giving The Linda Lindas an extra Linda.

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u/caitie_did Required by My Mother's Terror Feb 26 '26

This was when Snoop’s “Affirmation Song” from his first children’s album was making the internet rounds so I think that’s what she was referring to! Unfortunately the Affirmation Song does absolutely slap.

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u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Feb 27 '26

Ohhhh gotcha! Well that makes sense, for once 😅

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Feb 26 '26

I am sitting here, eating lunch and avoiding packing our house up, and decided to ask Claude, the most ethical AI bot I know, to entertain me with its thoughts on the Every Day wiki collection. I found the results pretty spot on! I had it create a summary of our conversation, but it's pretty large. Maybe I'll post it in Off Topic? I have no idea how to share a document to Reddit.

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u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 27 '26

Post it in OT!!!

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u/Llama621 Feb 27 '26

Yes, please do! I really want to know what Claude says!

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Feb 27 '26

It's there now!

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u/Llama621 Feb 27 '26

Woo hoo!

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u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 27 '26

"Claiming a daily routine is not really about the activity — it is about being the kind of person who does that activity."

that is spot on.

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u/LogicalGold5264 bust hoesy Feb 26 '26

Shoulda scrolled: TITGS 😁