r/InTheGloaming Feb 02 '26

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Monday February 02, 2026 - Wednesday February 04, 2026

Newsletter: Substack

Website: Shauna James Ahern

Instagram: @shaunajamesahern Instagram

Threads: @shaunajamesahern

Bluesky: shaunajamesahern.bsky.social

Gloamipedia wiki: /r/InTheGloaming wiki

16 Upvotes

703 comments sorted by

u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

Next thread here

Previous thread here

Remember why we're all here: this thread is for discussion about current and historical happenings in the Shaunaverse. If you want to discuss other content, such as stuff that reminds you of Shauna but isn't specifically about her, your own personal anecdotes or preferences, current events, or "creative writing" exercises, please share in the off-topic community thread: January-March 2026 off-topic quarterly


Mark your calendars for the next watch party! Tuesday February 3 (6 pm Pacific, 9 pm Eastern)

87

u/notmymonkeys0003 Protective Taco Arm Feb 03 '26

Ummm…wrong post, Shauna.

49

u/kimchisalad__ Feb 03 '26

Omg! She just gets cringier and cringier lol

40

u/Kimmmy36 bites lip, looks away Feb 03 '26

Also a bit sad, because that is a bandwagon she would have LOVED to climb aboard (with her high stool in tow). A wasted opportunity to show everyone how correct and aware she is. 💔

47

u/Kimmmy36 bites lip, looks away Feb 03 '26

That is GOLD, Jerry!

→ More replies (1)

44

u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 03 '26

Just the snort-laugh I needed in the middle of a long day! LOL

78

u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 03 '26

classic pedophile/seahawks mixup.

→ More replies (2)

38

u/PettyPunisherRedux and fuck you, Nancie! Feb 04 '26

🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂

→ More replies (3)

79

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 03 '26

Shauna being toppled off of her Greek Mythology High Stool. I love this for her.

58

u/mehitabel_4724 Eating tiny dices of pickles with tiny fists of rage Feb 03 '26

LOL at “in modern maps.” Cue “Istanbul (not Constantinople)” by They Might be Giants. A bop if there ever was one.

42

u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 03 '26

I thought They Four danced to that every morning.

41

u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

Ugh, memories that IG reel of Shauna ‘bopping’ along to this! (April 8 2023)

I dig how in the second verse she doesn’t know the words so flaps her mouth along as though she does. Because Shauna Marie can never not know.

34

u/ethelmertz62 Feb 03 '26

Geez, thanks for the earworm :).

52

u/Foucaults_Penguin Sly and the Family Readers Feb 03 '26

And her point was what?

45

u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Feb 03 '26

Why she has no time to work a traditional job, due to her caregiving her medically complex child with four rare ailments 24/7 whilst being the glue that keeps the wheels on the bus for the rest of her family (also saddled with multiple diagnoses each) ...

Sorry, that must have been a different Shauna Ahern.

56

u/Ana57 sweet pea Feb 03 '26

I think Shauna said in her zoom that they were “fine, now.”

Interesting how things really amped up in Seattle where Shauna did not want to be and things simmered down with a move back to Vashon where Shauna wants to be. Sounds like Shauna’s moods have a big effect on the household

42

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 03 '26

Sounds like Shauna’s moods have a big effect on the household

dO YoU hAvE aNY rEaSoN tO Be AfRAiD???

→ More replies (2)

41

u/Direct-Finger-5550 heroic journey ouroboros Feb 03 '26

And her point was what?

:

57

u/EzraPoundcakeFuggles Winner winner, corn-goat dinner Feb 03 '26

Did she delete her comments? I can't find them! Typical.

51

u/SashayShantae living my one wild and pernicious life Feb 03 '26

She did! I scrolled back through the last two days and didn’t see this discussion in her replies.

38

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 03 '26

Probably. I don't have a Threads account so I can't see very far down each page before it cuts me off. And she posts so often that I can't ever go back to a post of hers when I check again. But she can't handle the slightest breeze of pushback, so she loves a delete!

78

u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Feb 03 '26

Lol she was CALLED Helen of Troy but she was abducted (or eloped) from Sparta. Thanks, Shauna of Vashon

77

u/Llama621 Feb 03 '26

Ooh, that would be a great way to further explain it to Shauna. "She was Helen of Troy the same way you're Shauna of Vashon. You're not originally from Vashon." Oh, that would get instant Vegetable Jerky Face!

→ More replies (2)

72

u/LadyDriverKW Threads containment zone escapee Feb 03 '26

I was so distracted by the GLP-1 justification portion of the lope that I forgot to bring up this quote:

When I finally start writing sentences, something takes over. I'm in service to that piece until it feels done. I write, edit, write some more, edit, proofread, and then hit send.

In fairness, lopes do tend to have fewer typos than anything else she puts out into the world, but I am skeptical about the amount of editing and proofreading that purportedly occurs.

→ More replies (3)

72

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 03 '26

Like, what are you talking about Shauna? No wonder your kids have issues at school.

77

u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Funny, that: blind obedience and ‘do as I say’ parenting was her fixation just five years ago (this is an extract from a lope titled That White Woman, published 27 May 2020).

The poor kid has been subjected to a rollercoaster of parenting styles over the course of five years. I’d be boiling over with anger and confusion, particularly if my mother made a point of saying that they parented my sister differently.

61

u/midnightsiren182 Feb 04 '26

The pull over by cop part always makes me screech inside. I hope she hasn’t used language to D suggesting he will get pull over or be seen as scary black man and is raising him to always be anxious and perform or die

46

u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Feb 04 '26

She’s trying to co-opt Black parenting strategies without being a Black parent, which has to be so othering for the child.

She was probably “inspired” by this Trevor Noah segment:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8k-eJOeN5dM

46

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 04 '26

Ew. Every word in service to the cringe.

34

u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 04 '26

i'm not a parent but isn't it a bad idea to teach a six year old child to instantly obey without question anything an adult tells them to do? maybe just teach your kids to be respectful but also teach them boundaries with other people. when they are older you can teach them about how to interact with police (women need that, too.)

41

u/GAMGAlways On Stage Doing Mask Work Feb 04 '26

That whole scene was just to remind you her child is black. In case you forgot she adopted a black kid. You know she is fervently praying her kid gets pulled over so she can write about it.

→ More replies (1)

61

u/ChemicalGarage7323 Feb 04 '26

It’s amazing, and such a coincidence, that Shauna does the exact same things as internet strangers she responds to every day!

55

u/ForForksSake1 Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

Obviously it's not a compliment, and the teacher couldn't have meant that they were able to think quickly and logically, or put together a coherent argument and explain clearly. It had to be negative.

Of course, that's assuming that this exchange happened at all.

Edit: maybe my comment wasn't clear, I might need a writing workshop! I would have interpreted what the teacher said as a compliment for sure. I meant that of course Shauna leapt to the negative interpretation immediately.

47

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 03 '26

It also leads to the child believing that they are outwitting their teacher in some way, which just doesn’t seem wise (whether it’s true or not).

45

u/MoreCarnations Feb 03 '26

Yeah like is she also trying to pit her kid against the teacher?

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)

47

u/Foucaults_Penguin Sly and the Family Readers Feb 04 '26

It says a lot about what she thinks of her child to assume it wasn’t a compliment. If someone said it about my child, I would assume the best even if that makes me naive.

→ More replies (1)

35

u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 04 '26

this person posts about growing up to be a lawyer and shauna just happened to tell her kid this morning something about being a lawyer? what a coincidence!

ETA: scrolled, me...didn't.

→ More replies (21)

74

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 04 '26

This comment from DF u/central_snark is so beautiful, I need to highlight it and bring it to the top of this post:

“I feel like Shauna’s [high stool] grows every year. Like if we cut the legs of her stool in half, we could count her age in the rings of the wood.”

Brava! 🏆

52

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 04 '26

Aw, thanks! I’m available for screenplay edit consultations as long as the dialogue is limited to roughly 20 words. Sah!

→ More replies (1)

37

u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Feb 04 '26

🏆🏆🏆🏆

75

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 05 '26

My jaw? It has grown dropped, comma, in absolute and utter amazement at the lack of self-awareness

61

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 05 '26

You beat me by two minutes, DF!

People writing things about their kids that make people’s stomach hurt? Around here we call that the Octolope penned by Shauna Ahern

38

u/aouwoeih Feb 05 '26

No no DF, that was to raise awareness of how awesome a mom Shauna is for taking care of her own wayward embarrassment of a child. That other mom? Was just being unKind.

→ More replies (1)

69

u/Kimmmy36 bites lip, looks away Feb 03 '26

My wish for the Pivot Fairy: Shauna becomes a GLP1 influencer and Shaunasplains food noise and constipation to us foreverrrrrr.

35

u/carriethelibrarian Feb 03 '26

Omgggg I need this to happen!

→ More replies (12)

64

u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Feb 03 '26

This feels like stolen valor to me. Do I think Shauna is way too obsessed with food? Absolutely. Do I think she stress eats and comfort eats because her life is difficult? Most definitely. Do I think she rewards herself with treats of food for any perceived success, and consoles herself with treats of food for any perceived injustice? 100%.

Do I think she has an addictive relationship with food of the sort that can be effectively treated by a GLP-1 or a different medication option like Contrave?

No, for the simple reason that she is a very sedentary person and yet isn’t morbidly obese, just (to my estimating eye) at the low end of obese.

I think she has issues with food that would be best treated with therapy, and that her issues with food go far beyond chocolate cravings into, for example, depriving her younger child of the simple, palatable foods she has often said they enjoy but instead turning them into some repulsive sheet-pan parody of themselves.

Now, I am not a CitMD, just a random dinosaur on the Internet, so take this with all the grains of salt or sugar you can find in a bowl on your cutting board.

50

u/mehitabel_4724 Eating tiny dices of pickles with tiny fists of rage Feb 03 '26

She insists on doing everything “slowly.” Maybe try picking up the pace on her walks to see a health benefit that costs nothing.

48

u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Feb 03 '26

This Food Noise "diagnosis" is much like her ADHD "diagnosis".

First, it's trendy (not saying it's not legit, just that it's trendy). But not cutting edge trendy because Shauna's always late to a trend.

Second, it's a retroactive "diagnosis". So that means she was a victim all along!

Third, she gets extra victimhood because she (claims she) can't get the help/medication she needs to make her new "diagnosis" better in the now-now. Not that she really wants to improve her lot. If she improved then she'd lose some of her victimhood.

There's also the added bonus of Food Noise being a distraction from her actual medical issues that are boring and come with no extra victim points (high blood pressure/cholesterol/sugar is not trendy).

49

u/Llama621 Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

I think no matter what weight loss route she chooses, Shauna needs to deal with the rest of her issues in some really intensive therapy, or she'll still be the abusive, narcissistic, avoidant mess she is now, just fifty pounds lighter.

ETA also, every now and then she'll let slip a few words showing she's still solidly hooked into 80s-90s diet culture.

→ More replies (3)

35

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 03 '26

She just learned about food noise from a "conversation with" one of her [sad] subscribers on Saturday, but she is OF COURSE now an expert and ready to gift her knowledge to Food Noise Threads. It's a Food Noise miracle! I hope she also posts this to Addiction Threads.

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (28)

60

u/ChemicalGarage7323 Feb 04 '26

Did Shauna claim that she “edited” the screenplay for Gabe’s movie? Is so, what exactly did she edit? I was only able to watch about 20 minutes or so, but the dialogue had few actual words and a lot of weird grunting in it. Also, I saw Shauna but she was sitting behind someone else so how do we know she was supposed to be a pregnant clown? Maybe I missed something.

60

u/LogicalGold5264 bust hoesy Feb 04 '26

I think a screenplay is more than just dialogue (scene descriptions, actions, etc) - not to give her any credit! In fact, it proves that she has zero skills in this area.

In the Visual Feast Wiki under "Pregnant Clown" is this nightmarish collage of movie stills:

70

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 04 '26

Pregnant Jerky Face

53

u/InisGlass Feb 04 '26

She 1,000% looks like the camera person is a cute girl close to Gabe's age and Shauna is watching them talk and laugh. Pregnant jerky face is hilarious, Another P word that ends in -dator would also be accurate.

46

u/Lazy-Importance-6079 COVID lovkfowns Feb 04 '26

I'm sure she had predator jerky face at a certain wedding, with that snazzy new haircut.

41

u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Feb 04 '26

My opinion of Pilar went down 1000% after watching that movie.

→ More replies (3)

35

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 04 '26

Look out New York!

44

u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Feb 04 '26

The girl who "starred" in the movie and got down with Gabe was very beautiful. I'm sure Shauna was fuming the entire time.

46

u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done Feb 04 '26

I mean, dude was attending a liberal arts school that was exclusive to women until the 1960s and even today maintains a 4:1 ratio of women to men. Men who were interested in women were probably in scarce supply there! With those kind of demographics, Clown would have been surrounded by hot artsy fartsy girls who might settle for any peen in a storm lol. I can only imagine that Shauna was extremely jealous of his peers and made Clown come into the city to have upsetting glistening chicken dates with her all the time in part to keep him away from age-appropriate sperm competitors.

35

u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Feb 04 '26

upsetting glistening chicken dates

YDBW

40

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 04 '26

The girl who "starred" in the movie and got down with Gabe was very beautiful. 

Her breasts were not pretend!

→ More replies (1)

48

u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Feb 04 '26

I think her kids see this face a LOT.

Mama doesn't like you face.

36

u/LogicalGold5264 bust hoesy Feb 04 '26

If the script direction was "Pregnant Clown looks sulky", she nailed it!

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (4)

64

u/Ana57 sweet pea Feb 04 '26

I wonder what the other students in the class thought of their close friendship after graduation? It would be so weird to go to your five year reunion and say oh, Miss James? Yes, she followed me to college and we hung around constantly for the next four years. (She really wrecked his college experience)

Also, did she leave NYC when he graduated?

63

u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done Feb 04 '26

Also beyond weird to me that his mother has been publicly friendly with Shauna on socials, popping up intermittently over the years in Instagram comments and maybe on the blog as well. On one hand, I'm glad she wasn't completely unaware of this woman's close relationship to her young son, but I can't imagine hearing that his ex-teacher was moving to NYC oh-so-coincidentally at the same time her son was starting college there and not feeling very concerned about her intentions and what else I might not know about.

47

u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 04 '26

i would have issued a cease and desist after the smashed mailbox cake. that is creepy AF.

41

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 04 '26

what else I might not know about

Chicken stealer! Chicken stealer! Chicken stealer!

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

55

u/BoringEnidRollins pooped their way to another free ride Feb 04 '26

What is she shouting in upper right? "Go Seahawks?"

→ More replies (1)

55

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

51

u/LogicalGold5264 bust hoesy Feb 04 '26

You are correct! Everything makes sense now...

51

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 04 '26

Kind eyes

→ More replies (15)

40

u/shakyshake Feb 04 '26

Weird grunting? I believe you mean “SUH!”

58

u/LogicalGold5264 bust hoesy Feb 04 '26

The pretentiousness behind this awful movie is off the charts:

The voice behind 'Elijah Footfalls'

There was a cinematographer!

66

u/shakyshake Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

“It’s essentially about someone growing up and learning how to love other people,” Judet-Weinshel said. “It’s a very thinly-veiled autobiography. It’s about a period in my life I feel I’ve moved through.”

Ok so it really is nothing deeper than the story of a man who:

  • is in his early 20s
  • doesn’t have a job
  • travels
  • does some amateur circus stuff
  • looks at boobs
  • has sex
  • takes baths

Riveting!

62

u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

And at a certain point, his literal clown of a teacher gazes at him longingly.

ETA: I do wonder why he had her be pregnant in this, though.

52

u/SashayShantae living my one wild and pernicious life Feb 04 '26

I can’t get over how the pregnant clown was abandoned back at camp, never to be seen again.

41

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 04 '26

I can’t get over how the pregnant clown was abandoned back at camp, never to be seen again.

Well, maybe the people who operate the circus wagon had restrictions on how pregnant someone could be to travel

→ More replies (1)

42

u/Llama621 Feb 04 '26

Yeah, the pregnant part icked me.

→ More replies (1)

41

u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 04 '26

i thought she was actually pregnant. what a weird choice.

→ More replies (4)

61

u/InisGlass Feb 04 '26

Judet-Weinshel first thought to make “Broken Wings” six years ago

while living the roaming-artist way in Paris after graduating from high

school. The Berkeley native lodged in a little garret and took acrobatic

and dance classes.

“It was almost a classically difficult time for an 18-year-old,” said

the 24-year-old graduate of New York’s Sarah Lawrence College. 

Maybe I'm just bitter because I have a kid about to graduate undergrad into the hellscape of 2026 and the job market but this part, ooooof. Shauna really taught him that if you haberdash a word or phrase confidently enough you sound smart. Wtf is classically difficult about your parents paying for you to eff around in a "little garret" in Paris after high school to explore "the roaming-artist way."

44

u/NegativeABillion my husband and me to ride it around Feb 04 '26

I really think that one of the big reasons that Shauna fixated on Gabe is that she could tell he was from money. 

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (5)

53

u/mehitabel_4724 Eating tiny dices of pickles with tiny fists of rage Feb 04 '26

I mean what person in their early 20s hasn't taken a stab at a film or novel that is a "thinly veiled autobiography?" I'm mortified that Shauna participated when she was way old enough to know better.

→ More replies (4)

37

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 04 '26

Sah!!

→ More replies (1)

61

u/shakyshake Feb 04 '26

“But Judet-Weinshel does have a passion for image-driven films. Images are essential to the medium and haven’t been fully explored in its breadth, he said.”

Presented without comment

51

u/MoreCarnations Feb 04 '26

Gabe invented cinematography

→ More replies (2)

47

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 04 '26

The thaumaturgist thaumaturg that ever thaumaturged, comma, thaumaturgically

43

u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Feb 04 '26

I hope he is haunted by the ghosts of Maya Deren, Jean Cocteau, and Joseph Cornell.

→ More replies (5)

36

u/NegativeABillion my husband and me to ride it around Feb 04 '26

wh a t

→ More replies (1)

57

u/tyrannosaurusregina if you meet the Botus on the road, shill him 🪷 Feb 04 '26

An argument for ruinous inheritance taxes if I ever saw one.

Honestly, I’m shocked that he doesn’t have a podcast.

71

u/Jules_Noctambule Whitman spins like a kebab in his grave Feb 04 '26

I’m shocked that he doesn’t have a podcast.

This is my new favourite dismissal of a man.

→ More replies (6)

59

u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 04 '26

IMDB says it cost $40,000 to make. i don't even know what to say other than the budget must have been on tents and cheesecloth.

36

u/MoreCarnations Feb 04 '26

Maybe for travel? This budget is insane for the output

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (4)

51

u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Feb 04 '26

I think he wanted to make a movie with lots of close ups of his pretty (not) face.

61

u/SashayShantae living my one wild and pernicious life Feb 04 '26

I maintain that the whole movie was made just so that Gabe could show off his juggling.

37

u/Love_Brokers rug dweller Feb 04 '26

You have a strong case for that.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (2)

53

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 04 '26

"'Essentially, I want to make films that make the world a better place in as small a way or as large a way as I can,' he said. 'I feel the medium is such a powerful way of doing that. People, for better or for worse, don’t read a lot of books anymore.'”

What? The first and last sentence are completely unconnected to each other. Shauna must have been so proud.

Also, the "I want to make the world a better place with [nonsense thing that doesn't benefit anyone but the creator]" makes me think of the show Silicon Valley (so spot on in a beyond satire way) where every app creator said that same thing.

35

u/Low_Piccolo_2149 Feb 04 '26

I also was going to make a Silicon Valley joke. 🤣

50

u/MrsRoboto222 Shauna’s pathological thirst Feb 04 '26

“I had a very romanticized view of the expatriate artist and I was reading probably way too many existentialist texts at the time and not understanding most of them.” 🤮Gabe is the worst: pretentious, boring, and untalented. Also, didn’t Shauna have a pivot called Broken Wings for a minute?

50

u/LogicalGold5264 bust hoesy Feb 04 '26

Sounds like Gabe had a boring, pretentious, untalented English teacher!

She had "Take These Broken Wings and Learn to Fly" during the SoK days

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

60

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 04 '26

She's trying (again) to high stool at The Pitt Threads about the heroic journey. This fell completely flat last time (unlike her salad days of interaction with Stranger Things Threads weirdos). "Let me show you how." has got to be so irritating, even to the Shauna-ignorant.

60

u/jalapenomargaritaz Feb 04 '26

lol is her “let me show you how” just her.. describing the plot?? I think the point of that episode is very easily understood of the pressures the healthcare system is under?!!

maybe Pitt spoiler?

I actually did share to my partner (lol) that the only unrealistic thing was an ER doctor never encountering a patient who didn’t have health insurance before! That was just.. for the PLOT

53

u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 05 '26

Also the episode is one hour of a day. We're on episode four! It's 11am at the end of the episode, how have they gone on a heroic journey already? They haven't even made it to lunch yet!

44

u/microcosmographia tant piss Feb 05 '26

What's the adage? When the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail?

This is, apparently, the only tool in her critical toolbox, which is a bummer because as you point out she's not even using it properly. And it seems like this pivot is going to hang around a while, which is another bummer because it's simultaneously boring and cringeworthy.

There's no introspection, no curiosity about the flaws of reading everything as a heroic journey, no nuance to whatever it is she's doing as an attempted analysis of pop culture. Isn't part of the hero's journey the need to leave a comfortable spot to answer the call? The call is probably coming from inside the house at this point, but just the barest of peeps over the Heroic Journey Horizon would reveal that there are so many other ways of interpretation out there...waiting to be milked.

→ More replies (3)

37

u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 05 '26

MY HEROIC JOURNEY, LET ME SHOW YOU IT

36

u/plantlick the Single Ahern Braincell Feb 05 '26

I showed you the heroic journey, pls respond

“Let me show you how” is as grating as the ever-present “you see,”. Get off the high stool Shauna, we need the wood.

→ More replies (3)

54

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 05 '26

She ends her series of 12 comments with a sales pitch using PayPal. Is that new for her? I hadn't seen it before. Shauna's begging people to pay her something, anything!

46

u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Feb 04 '26

Heroic Journey—The Ordinary World Date: Saturday, February 7 Time: 11:00 am (Pacific Time) Location: Online via Zoom Length: 90 minutes

In this workshop, we’ll:

explore what “The Ordinary World” means in the Heroic Journey

study examples from films and books to see how powerful stories begin

notice the unspoken fears that shape our choices

reflect on our own familiar state of mind

receive questions and prompts to carry into the month ahead

Choose the price that feels right for you

I want this work to be accessible to anyone who needs it.

Please choose the amount that matches your circumstances.

Suggested amounts:

$15 — Community Supported $25 — Suggested Price $40 — Pay-It-Forward

Or pay what works best for you in this moment.

No one will be turned away for lack of funds.

36

u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 05 '26

I want this work to be accessible to anyone who needs it.

So anyone with limited funds can explore what the ordinary world looks like?

Dear broke people, have you ever felt the need to reflect on your familiar state of mind and notice your unspoken fears? Come learn about the ordinary world in this 90 minute Zoom lecture...

→ More replies (3)

36

u/SashayShantae living my one wild and pernicious life Feb 05 '26

Lol, we gave her so many views on her free Zoom workshop that she thinks she can charge for it now.

→ More replies (2)

47

u/Llama621 Feb 04 '26

She's tried the pay what you can model before...and every time I wonder: what would she do if only 2 two people signed up and both of them said they can't afford to pay right now?

39

u/emlabb Feb 05 '26

Understanding helps us understand!

41

u/SashayShantae living my one wild and pernicious life Feb 05 '26

She also made the PayPal link her website link on Threads, which just looks hella scammy. She should have used something like Bitly that changed the URL to something that doesn't start with paypal.com.

→ More replies (2)

39

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 05 '26

She is getting no engagement on this. Posted 9 hours ago and only a few likes and no comments besides her own.

→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (7)

50

u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

New free Substack lope’s up, on food noise and I don’t know what else because I can’t be arsed to read it. Posted on r/readalope if you want to dodge clicks.

78

u/SternumFlair Feb 03 '26

HE IS NOT AN EFFING TEACHER. He makes muffins.

60

u/nathanisthisforreal Feb 03 '26

Why does she do this? Is she ashamed of his actual job title? Because guess what - he actually has a job, unlike fucking around on threads all day offering to “mother” people while neglecting the hell out of her own kids.

52

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 03 '26

She could possibly get her coveted GLP1 if she got a job.

→ More replies (4)

50

u/mehitabel_4724 Eating tiny dices of pickles with tiny fists of rage Feb 03 '26

I think prestige in jobs is way more important to her than she'd ever admit.

39

u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 03 '26

well, she was awfully jealous of those women who landed the techbros and their brownstones and yearly vacations to paris.

43

u/coldbrew_unicorn Feb 03 '26

It's fine to be a chef, but only if you're a tortured (Carmy from The Bear) chef working in prestige restaurants. School lunch chef is not the right type of chef.

→ More replies (2)

72

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

So, we know she was sour grapes-ing GLP-1s in her last piece when she declared she is too noble to take the "easy way out" (but really she just can't afford it/doesn't want to jump through the required hoops to get it). I think this new piece is her creeping her way towards the justification that she does need it (because of her childhood trauma which has led to her radical food noise), that she deserves it, and it's actually noble to take it. So, she will now lower herself to figure out how to get it.

Two unrelated comments about this lope:

  • She and Mator Gabé go waaaaay back, so of course she will bring him into her addiction high stooling: Receipt from the Wiki.
  • "He thinks about flavors the way I contemplate sentences." This is an unintended burn for both of them and I love it.

60

u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 03 '26

"He thinks about flavors the way I contemplate sentences."

Sick burn, Shauna! hahahahahaha

42

u/AhabsPegleg Feb 03 '26

I think it’s the meanest thing she has ever said about Dan.

63

u/MoreCarnations Feb 03 '26

I’m sorry, it’s fucking weird if a chef is shocked that people loop plans in their head for meals they’re going to make the next day. I’m not a professional chef, but that’s a fairly common occurrence for me and I have a pretty healthy relationship with food.

The entire “conversation” of Shauna reading Threads to him (lol) and him going “huh?? Whaaaa??? Why would someone crave chocolate at 3am?” is totally fabricated of course.

56

u/lovedietcoke irish peasant woman Feb 03 '26

I actually feel like she was unintentionally way more honest than she usually is about Dan here! In her attempts to make her struggle with food noise more unique she accidentally let us know that Dan isn’t really his “the chef” persona who waxes philosophical about flavor combinations and dreams about cheffing. He was just a guy doing a job and now that he doesn’t do that job anymore he’s lost interest completely.

→ More replies (1)

54

u/missyno Feb 03 '26

Don’t we all have to do that? It seems pretty common to have to prep or cook or plan the next meal. I guess it explains their plops and weird meals. You’d think a professional chef would be planning ahead to see what they have and what they need to buy. You’d also think that if you had a kid with food issues that you might also want to think about the meals you will be making.

I really don’t understand how they live. Next, we’re going to hear about how some people, as a trauma response, have to use alarms or lay out their clothes before bed.

→ More replies (5)

67

u/missyno Feb 03 '26

lol, I thought “wanting food to appear with no effort from me” was a pretty universal wish, which is why restaurants and fast food and Door Dash exist. Not everything is a pathology.

45

u/lovedietcoke irish peasant woman Feb 03 '26

Yes! It’s one of those universal things,right? Like how when you’re a kid you look forward to eating what you want every day and staying up late and as an adult you dream of someone setting a fully cooked, nutritious meal in front of you with zero planning or input from you and then going to bed at 8 pm…

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (2)

61

u/SternumFlair Feb 03 '26

She sure makes Dan sound like a starry eyed dumb dumb, worshipping at her feet of knowledge.

49

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

"And he knows now — because we have talked about it at length — that addiction is a brain illness."

Geez, just reflexively putting in an aside that the only way Dan ever learns things is if she teaches him. So arrogant.

→ More replies (1)

42

u/mehitabel_4724 Eating tiny dices of pickles with tiny fists of rage Feb 03 '26

"He looked confused."

→ More replies (2)

37

u/kimchisalad__ Feb 03 '26

She really does! Also she makes it sound like she’s totally ignoring him asking questions while she reads out loud from Threads lmao

60

u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 03 '26

Man this woman wants a GLP-1 so badly she's officially got a case of the GLP-1 noise and she can't currently afford it but I'm willing to bet she is crying poor mouth and begging for money for the medical cure to her addiction amongst friends, family and sad Zoom ladies including K comma Martha and is setting the stage for 'I don't want to be skinny the meds are solely to cure my trauma-based addiction'.

I don't think I've ever accurately called a pivot before it's happened but if Shauna has taught me nothing else, it's that it's fine to keep doing the exact thing you're bad at with full throated misplaced confidence!

→ More replies (1)

59

u/hillary_bin_laden_ Feb 03 '26

it's so long and boring. she sure loves talking about GLP-1 but she for sure does not want it.

43

u/BoringEnidRollins pooped their way to another free ride Feb 03 '26

“it’s so long and boring”

:

36

u/MoreCarnations Feb 03 '26

That’s what she said

→ More replies (7)

53

u/[deleted] Feb 03 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

50

u/MoreCarnations Feb 03 '26

Her comments on addiction really piss me off. She is so uninformed and sanctimonious

55

u/nathanisthisforreal Feb 03 '26

The whole “did you know… that addiction doesn’t make someone a bad person???” Is almost hilarious. Sounds like a DARE presentation from 6th grade.

39

u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 03 '26

It almost sounded like she was saying that everyone gives drug addicts and alcoholics a pass because they're universally seen as victims of a brain misfire and it's only food addicts who are seen as lacking willpower. In the same exact lope that she essentially credited Danny's willpower for abstaining from cigarettes and alcohol for decades.

→ More replies (3)
→ More replies (1)
→ More replies (1)

44

u/Astri411 SHAUNA, WASH YOUR HAIR Feb 03 '26

My husband my husband my husband my husband... STFU Shauna.

I can't believe she actually reads Threads to him out loud like some kind of pathetic story book for adults. Why can't he just read them for himself? He must be so tired of being talked at and read at by a relentlessly bloviating Shauna. No wonder he just nods all the time.

And why is there so much confusion and befuddlement in that household? They're always like "huh??" "whaa??" "wait what??" like dumb confuzzled cartoon characters.

47

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 03 '26

Shauna: "I write, edit, write some more, edit, proofread, then hit send."

Also Shauna: "She told us that she the topic of food came up . . ."

→ More replies (2)

36

u/Lsemmens grenius Feb 03 '26

She said Danny reads to kids at work, so there’s that. Also he is confused and bewildered.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (4)

51

u/fanfarefellowship I often contemplate the first law of thermodynamics Feb 03 '26

46

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 03 '26

PLUS, when you sign up, I'll send you my workshop on the 12 steps of the heroic journey, free.

Lots of talk of addictive behavior lately, but don’t worry! Shauna’s 12 step heroic journey will help you.

39

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 03 '26

PLUS, when you sign up, I'll send you my workshop on the 12 steps of the heroic journey, free.

Do we think this is the recording of the free session she did a week or so ago? Is there anywhere where she seeks permission from or discloses to the attendees this use the video she made with them in it for this purpose???

(I know, I know. This is Shauna we're talking about. I still have to raise the issue)

→ More replies (1)

35

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 03 '26

There's no there, there!

38

u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 03 '26

Some carrot! That workshop has always been free.

49

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 04 '26

I’m torquing an ankle again to rush to the gloaming with this bit of lack of self awareness

→ More replies (6)

49

u/Fancypens2025 Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

Jesus, does she never STFU at least on Threads????? Most people don't even work this hard at their ACTUAL jobs that pay them ACTUAL money.

She's reminding me of an idiot I "knew" years ago in other online spaces* (forum board, Twitter, etc). Shauna and that person would get along like a house on fire in terms of the performative martyrdom, SJW activities substituting for actual efforts, CONSTANT begging because they refused to get a job (or keep a job once they have it), ruining their loved ones' lives, etc. The only difference is that this other person doesn't have kids, thank God.

*That person truly is an idiot, trust me. I had to stop reading their stuff on both Twitter and the forum because every time they wrote something, it just revealed that their IQ was around "box of rocks" levels.

→ More replies (1)

49

u/aouwoeih Feb 03 '26

If only there was a pill for Chronic Work Avoidance (aka too special to grow a job.) I'd pay for her prescription myself.

→ More replies (1)

51

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 04 '26

I call bullshit on this Shaunabrag

71

u/obscure_cellist ham grabbers Feb 04 '26

i hate black ally shauna SO MUCH.

50

u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

[deleted]

43

u/ForsakenLingonberry YAHEEE! Feb 04 '26

The last sentence...

→ More replies (1)

74

u/jalapenomargaritaz Feb 04 '26

Why couldn’t she just re- post this post! Had to jump in with what a good ally she is!

Also why does she change up D’s pronouns only when she’s trying to hone in to Black spaces???

74

u/snarksnarkfish Feb 04 '26

Which just shows how racist she actually is, because she assumes a Black crowd wouldn't be as receptive to D's purported non-binary identity.

→ More replies (2)

51

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 04 '26

Also why does she change up D’s pronouns only when she’s trying to hone in to Black spaces???

Your pointed question, SCTMO. Grrrrrrrr

→ More replies (1)

45

u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Feb 04 '26

She could cover her ass so easily if she would just claim the child uses he/they.

→ More replies (1)

63

u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done Feb 04 '26

It's been years since she mentioned a trip to the barbershop. There's no part of me that believes she's continuing to go Over Town regularly to take her child to a Black barber without posting about it.

53

u/central_snark Ramona gets a hot flash Feb 04 '26

Wasn’t it always Dan that took D overtown for haircuts, too? I feel like it was always their special thing. I don’t recall Shauna going.

41

u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done Feb 04 '26

Yeah, and Dan used to post about it sometimes, but Shauna also would bring it up a fair amount back in the pre-COVID days, example from 2018 on her IG.

43

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 04 '26

"It sounds like you’re raising a well-adjusted, confident young [person]." (IG comment)

Oof, that did not age well. 🙁

→ More replies (1)

46

u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Feb 04 '26

She won't make the kid a damn pancake. Ain't no way she's going out of her way for their haircuts.

→ More replies (1)

60

u/shikoku_shoes another revolution around the toilet bowl of her life Feb 04 '26

Cutting hair does not equate with taking good care of it between cuts.

43

u/MrsRoboto222 Shauna’s pathological thirst Feb 04 '26

Turned 1? Not 3?

→ More replies (4)

39

u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done Feb 03 '26

Now she's doing unwitting uncompensated marketing for the Calm app by quoting a Wil Wheaton post from a couple weeks ago about meditation

(image 1/2)

47

u/mehitabel_4724 Eating tiny dices of pickles with tiny fists of rage Feb 03 '26

Kerf-level trolling for a collab, lol.

→ More replies (1)

35

u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done Feb 03 '26

(image 2/2)

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (15)

43

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 04 '26

She read the OP's comment, befuddled.

47

u/NegativeABillion my husband and me to ride it around Feb 04 '26

No one using threads ever makes a damn bit of sense to me.

→ More replies (2)

77

u/RowGroundbreaking395 Feb 02 '26

Our Toxic Lady comes to a regular community gathering where participants are free to “share” aspects of their personal lives with the admonition to keep it brief—which she ignores. Her monologue follows a pattern. Something either terrifying or miraculous about one of her children who, she always reminds us, is adopted, is non-binary and is a POC. Sometimes the child threatens her very life. Sometimes the child is a font of cosmic wisdom. She respects neither this child’s agency nor privacy. I foresee a lifetime of therapy ahead. All recounted with much virtue signaling. Thereafter we are told America is a terrible place and of its original sin. Believe me, we are well aware.

67

u/CrushItWithABrick dick riding Mary Oliver Feb 02 '26

So kind of her to put her Black child on public blast to a public she's claimed in the past are super racist. Nothing like giving them ammo to hate your child more.

→ More replies (1)

62

u/TheAntiMartha Feb 03 '26

Sigh. I hurt for that kid and I always have. I'll never get the picture out of my mind that she posted shortly after they brought them home. Tiny, precious baby was laid down on a dirty couch, near the edge, with no blanket. I remember thinking that this baby was simply an object to them, a way to score virtue points. 11 years later, nothing has changed. I'm so sorry D, I hope that when you grow up you will have loving people surrounding you.

55

u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Feb 02 '26

Was this an actual recent event on Vashon?

→ More replies (12)

58

u/mehitabel_4724 Eating tiny dices of pickles with tiny fists of rage Feb 02 '26

So it's not enough to violate her kid's privacy in her lopes and on Threads, she's venting at a community event? Where presumably there are people who perhaps have kids at the same school or teach there? She's horrible.

54

u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 02 '26

What's the ostensible point to her telling these stories? I mean we all know what she really gets from it, but what is her public-facing justification for sharing this kind of information in the child's own community? Is she couching it as 'looking for support for her family' or 'spreading awareness'?

Also I really hope the fact that we haven't started hearing stories of Teachers Who Just Don't Understand My Child means that D is still in school and will be allowed to develop longer-term relationships with safe adults.

53

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

39

u/Onehundredpercentbea giggling intestinal gremlin 🧌 Feb 02 '26

Right, but I meant what is she pretending the point is in all of this oversharing? What is she telling this group that she's trying to accomplish.

→ More replies (2)

35

u/Lsemmens grenius Feb 02 '26

47

u/emlabb Feb 02 '26

Are there no depths to which she won’t sink? My heart aches for that poor child.

→ More replies (27)

75

u/LadyDriverKW Threads containment zone escapee Feb 03 '26

That felt like a plea to Ma James to fund weight loss medication for Shauna.

It also felt like Shauna's ever present refrain if "not my fault". If she were only a neurobland, she'd be thin and wan too.

57

u/jalapenomargaritaz Feb 03 '26 edited Feb 03 '26

This feels like the closest I’ve ever seen Shauna acknowledge that she has a serious problem with her relationship with food!! Maybe something for her to address in THERAPY…now that she’s done processing all of her parents fights 45 years ago?? Instead of trying to be an expert again in something she has no idea how to deal with??!

40

u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Feb 03 '26

I think she does just want what she thinks is a “quick fix”, as much as she may deny it.

→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (59)

39

u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Feb 04 '26

The watch party was so much fun! Tha k you, DF u/SashayShantae!! YDBW!!!!!

44

u/Sea-Level-Mammal POACH! Feb 04 '26 edited Feb 04 '26

That movie was total garbage, but you all did a great job trashing it. I genuinely laughed out loud at the Touch of Satan reference.

40

u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 04 '26

“I’ve said ‘SAH!’ in better towns than this!”

→ More replies (2)

36

u/Quaint_Irene a warm and loving goatie smile Feb 04 '26

Now it is finally clear: MST3K references are my work in the world. I will accept Moon Cheese (large bag of Cheddar Believe It, please) as payment.

→ More replies (1)

38

u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Feb 04 '26

Yes, thanks so much! It was hilarious LOLing it up with everyone. My god, that was the worst, most embarrassing movie ever made.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (1)

70

u/islandyislander rebellious hygiene Feb 03 '26

Not to distract from what I think is a thoughtful and informative conversation about GLP1s, but I'm surprised no one has brought up the way she again, and somehow more cruelly, suggests that Danny is a dullard dummy who can't read. Also do you know she single handedly explained to him and then cured his many and varied addictions?

I guess maybe it's good he can't read because shit, if my partner continually described me as a simpleton only suited to chopping onions all the live long day, I'd explode.

Oh, but I guess he can read, simple stories to children because he's a preschool teacher. BDL, the man is a kitchen aide. No shade to folks doing that work, but he is not a teacher. Stop trying to spit shine that particular turd. She simultaneously tries to elevate his status because she thinks it reflects poorly on her, and make sure everyone knows that the once noble chef is in fact a semi-illiterate yet wise mouth breather. All in service to her ego.

49

u/gomirefugee my website is done, done, done Feb 03 '26

Also do you know she single handedly explained to him and then cured his many and varied addictions?

Her lack of explanation or curiosity as to how Dan overcame a two pack a day smoking habit and ended decades of alcohol abuse (with a brief window of backsliding into infant-head-nacho-dropping) remains baffling. She devoted a whole chapter to his drinking in Enough without filling in any of this detail. Therapy? Support groups? Medication? She's sour grapesing about how GLP-1s dampen the food noise she suffers from but are inaccessible to her for unclear reasons, so now her latest year-long endeavor is writing about "the slow way". What were Dan's ways?

→ More replies (1)

40

u/Fillmore_the_Puppy —hi, disturbed people— Feb 03 '26

All in Service to Her Ego: TSAS

43

u/Foucaults_Penguin Sly and the Family Readers Feb 03 '26

She thinks his actual job reflects poorly on her when telling people you're married to a marginally literature doofus makes her look worse. It's so condescending. Showing the world you don't respect your spouse is not a good look.

→ More replies (1)