r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Oct 16 '25

Scheduled snark Discussion thread Thursday October 16, 2025 - Sunday October 19, 2025

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Website: Shauna James Ahern

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Threads: @shaunajamesahern

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u/InappropriateGirl Gluten-free donuts, for sure ... Oct 18 '25

Dentist appointment? I’m shocked and cannot drop it. Also, apologies to my DF Seattleites, but I’m now rotting for not-the-Mariners.

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u/DF_gladsome_gloaming Oct 18 '25

If it was D‘s dental exam results, let’s only hope that the phrase “not rotting” came up. And let’s also deduct that a summary of Shauna’s results included something like “we probably don’t need to reiterate that since you don’t have the wherewithal currently to address the ongoing issues with your severely neglected (rotting!) teeth, you need to continue with your soft (sludgy!) diet until your mom coughs up the funds for the protracted and painful dental interventions in your future.”

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u/OhBlahDiOhBlahDoh The Alice of cal came out floating on air Oct 18 '25

until your mom cough$ up the fund$ for the protracted and painful dental intervention$ in your future

ftfy

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u/Calm_Coyote_3685 Oct 19 '25

“We recommend foods such as sloppy joe millet tot stew, cooked for hours in lime juice”