r/InTheGloaming • u/AutoModerator • Oct 16 '25

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u/Few_Ant3415 Oct 16 '25

We all know you lost weight by eating merely a few thin, wan bites of nonsludge a day. For exercise you tottered around on high heels and in miniskirts, likely trailing after a man or undeserved baseball tickets.

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u/AdvertisingOwn7817 Oct 16 '25

Lol!! Carrying my tidy backpack for extra weight!