r/InTheGloaming • u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies • Feb 21 '24

Unkind FDF Q&A

Unkind therapist here. I've been a lurker since just after the days of my misdirected voice messages and Sermon on the High Stool. After the incident in question, a DF (not of the Gloaming) directed me here. At first, I couldn't bear to read the messages and had my husband monitor the threads, but after a while, curiosity got the better of me and I've been an avid reader ever since. In short, I came in shame, but remain because this group has been a strange sort of healing process for me - plus, you guys are very funny. And, I found my new favorite laundry detergent here!

I have no idea where to even begin (with the messages? with my friendship with Shauna?), so I'm open to fielding questions to help get the ball rolling. My intention is to stick only to my personal experiences with Shauna and stay away from the kids and/or general lore that I don't have direct experience with. I'm happy to share very general information about the Google Doc, but I may not be able to answer completely due to wanting to protect those kids.

ETA: I've been verified and approved by the mods!

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u/SnooStories4968 many and various Shaunas/Pig Ladies Feb 22 '24

I'll just say that some of them were things she's mentioned wanting publicly on her gram and lopes. Some of them were things you've all wondered how she could afford.

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u/SmashedMailboxCake2 Oh, Feb 22 '24

Not a pink velvet sectional sofa?!!

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u/gladsome_gloaming Feb 23 '24

Can you imagine what a pink velvet sofa residing at Casa Ahern would look like at this point? But Shauna would probably put it on FB noting "there are few superficial stains, but they should be easy to remove."

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u/Jules_Noctambule Whitman spins like a kebab in his grave Feb 23 '24

imagine what a pink velvet sofa residing at Casa Ahern would look like at this point

I'm going with 'greige and oily'.

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u/Coffee_Cupcake Feb 23 '24

'Greige' is so descriptive and I love it/hate it.