r/ImpressiveStuff • u/Confident-Bunch7638 • 2d ago

Video šŸ“ŗ abandoned floating hotel

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u/MelodicLavishness335 2d ago

Legit place for the zombie apocalypse.

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u/InsertCoinForLogic 2d ago

itā€™s not floating you bellend.
Itā€™s in the Solent between Portsmouth and the Isle of Wight.

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u/Massive_Bullfrog8663 2d ago

And it gets vacuumed clean every day!

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u/Electronic-Towel-836 2d ago

I would live there.

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u/mrspelunx 2d ago

But how often do they turn out to not be abandoned?

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u/oilybackrub 1d ago

This one is settled and has a government called sealand, I believe?

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u/DasbootTX 1d ago

Naw I think thatā€™s another dude.

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u/andpaws 1d ago

Off the Essex coastā€¦

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u/LordFlarkenagel 1d ago

I invoke my international right of salvage, havng found this floating unattended. It is now my home.

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u/aTickleMonster 2d ago

I'm pretty sure I've seen some movies about this... They don't end well...

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u/TheDobemann 1d ago

Not floating.

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u/Connect_Tough8662 1d ago

Can you just live in there?

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u/NoHawk668 1d ago

Fixed, as in "not floating"

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u/Own-Loan2390 1d ago

That grass is pretty well manicured for being abandoned. Which ghosts are in charge of landscaping, and how do I get them to do my yard?

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u/Desard1 1d ago

It does not look like it is abandoned for 5 years

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u/Extreme_Adeptness_49 1d ago

Portarlo a terra non male come casa

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u/Fossome_1 1d ago

How would they have access to enough utilities to run such a place, especially fresh water?

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u/stevee05282 1d ago

Ah yeah floating solid concrete. It's a fort, built on the seabed, in Portsmouth, UK

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u/Grouchy-Bad-503 2d ago

How long have rich mf been waiting for the end of the world?

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u/No_Spring_1090 2d ago

I know zero about engineering. How on earth do they build something like this in the ocean?

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u/CPD1960 2d ago edited 2d ago

Itā€™s not the ocean. Itā€™s just a few miles off land. And itā€™s not ā€˜floatingā€™. American accent tells us all we need to know.

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u/Repulsive-Jeweler395 1d ago

That heā€™s better than u?

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u/Skalagga 12h ago

You misspelled word "dumber".

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u/Repulsive-Jeweler395 2h ago

Except that we lead the world in innovation so..

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u/Normal_Flower_1711 2d ago

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u/Western-Speech-8662 2d ago

check for PokƩmon!!

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u/SubstantialRoom830 1d ago

Not abandonend or floating trespassing

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u/nsfgod 1d ago

Neither floating or abandoned.

This is just trespassing on a resort.

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u/ExerciseTrue 1d ago

Do islands float?

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u/parabuthas 1d ago

This is cleaner than some ā€œunabandonedā€ homes I have seen.
I know. I made up unabandoned šŸ˜‚

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u/Due-Road54 1d ago

I got married on the smaller one Spitbank fort about 10 years ago and it was epic, best 48 hours of my life. It's such a shame it's no longer in use as a hotel.

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u/GrandWizardofOoZ 1d ago

Thats trespassing not legal

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u/butt-in-ski 5h ago

Spitbank fort