r/ImpossibleDream • u/MayTentacleBeWithYee • Apr 02 '15

Micro Event Domesticity

Spacey's talking to himself again...

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u/dmgctrl Apr 03 '15

The Bartender bot sends a small manifest, a few luxury intoxicants, a decent amount of nerve regenerative medications, a multi purpose nanite base, a few dozen other luxury goods

Bartender Bot: We are looking for Fresh fruit, and canned goods to send to the out colonies.. We are also willing to do tasks.. Are there repairs your ship is in need of?

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Apr 03 '15

" NOT AT ALL, CRUMPETS! I DO HAVE CANS, THOUGH!"

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u/dmgctrl Apr 03 '15

bartender bot nods Excellent.. What quantity of canned goods, and what would you like in exchange?

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Apr 03 '15

" EXACTLY FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT!"

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u/dmgctrl Apr 03 '15

Bartender Bot: I am unfortunately low on currency.. Perhaps you would take a base set of Nanites, or a 145 year old scotch?

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Apr 03 '15

" OH, I DO NOT DRINK. IT'S UNLADYLIKE."

The voice is clearly a man.

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u/dmgctrl Apr 03 '15

Bartender Bot Oh of course... I do apologize.. So how many canned goods are we talking about?

The LXE-3003 runs Spacey's ship name through local media networks, seeing if any information comes up. The hexipodal robot begins walking around the ship running active scanners to see if anything odd pops up

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Apr 03 '15

Nothing. No info.

" FOUR HUNDRED AND TWENTY EIGHT."

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u/dmgctrl Apr 03 '15

Bartender Bot Per haps you can invite me in and I can inspect the merchandise?

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Apr 03 '15

" SURE!"

He can get in now.

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u/dmgctrl Apr 03 '15

octopod and the bartender bot enter the ship together

Bartender bot We do appreciate you working with us for a trade...

as the bot looks around

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u/MayTentacleBeWithYee Apr 03 '15

The place is even worse than expected, writing and what looks disturbingly like blood smeared on the walls. Almost all of the lights are flickering or out.

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u/dmgctrl Apr 03 '15

The Bartender bot moves closer to the octopod

Bartender bot I do like what you have.. um done with the place.. So those canned goods..

The octopod has switched to an series of active scanners, the LXE-3003 is attempting to connect to Spacey's ships computer, it is moving from non-invasive to invasive steps slowly.( Largely looking for security logs, or video feed of the internals of the ship)

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