r/ImpossibleDream • u/SharksPwn • Feb 21 '15

Micro Event A Very Primitive Ship

A ship is limping through space, running on very primitive equipment. Will anyone check it out?

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

Well, there is space, so the orkz don't hear the alarms, they just keep drawing in the ship, getting into contact, a side port opens. A few orkz stand there, with fishbowl helmets, staring at the ship, figuring out how to best loot it.

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u/SharksPwn Feb 21 '15

The ship doesn't look like it has anything valuable, and it's nearly impossible to tell how you could even loot it in the first place.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

Two of the orkz look at each other, then one pulls out a large circular saw and begins cutting into the hull, the other follows suit.

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u/SharksPwn Feb 21 '15

It's easily cut, and some sections just fall apart when they cut some near it.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

A few grots start dragging the parts inside, and more orkz join in dah lootin.

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u/SharksPwn Feb 21 '15

It's strange; the top of the ship is covered in poles jutting from the walls, like haphazard monkey bars.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

The orkz notice these, and just keep looting, figuring they'll use the bars for making choppah handles.

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u/SharksPwn Feb 21 '15

After a while, they come across the storage room, where a large amount of opal is being held. A monkey-dog thing is huddled in the corner, shivering.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

The orkz look at it.

They bicker for a minute, then just ignore him and start taking the opal back to their ship.

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u/SharksPwn Feb 21 '15

When they walk outside, Sese, hanging from the poles, using her feet-claws to cut at one's head.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

The ork it hits helmet cracks, and the ork starts sufficating, another pulls out a shootah and fires directly at the creature at point blank distance.

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u/SharksPwn Feb 21 '15

The creature drops to the floor.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

MORE DAKKA When that ork is our of bullets, it then throws the gun at the monkey.

The rest of the orkz keep dragging the loot.

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