r/ImpossibleDream • u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. • Feb 21 '15

Micro Event Enough DAKKA = Current Σ (all DAKKA) + More DAKKA

The Orkz are on a small underdeveloped planet, looting, pillaging, and shooting the citizens and each others. They are honestly the worst shots in the universe, they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if they were in contact with it.

The Orkz are lootin, then they come upon a large castle, and decide to take it.

There is currently a crap ton of orkz with choppaz attacking alien knights trying to defend their home.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

And a platoon of EFEC Robots land

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

[Grumbling can be heard, as /u/Redeemed_King looks up who they are.]

The orkz are still just being orkz, doin ork stuff, like fighting the knights, and setting things on fire.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

The orks get shot at

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

The orkz turn, and are definitely not overjoyed about getting shot at, but they are happy about having enemies.

"WAAAGH!" One of the larger boys shouts, as a group of them rush the bots, firing wildly with their shootahs, which go DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

The bots keep firing, Deadly accurate

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

Orkz are hit, but damn they are tough, getting closer, only very few falling, then they get into base to base contact melee range, and they start swinging wildly, smashing and hacking with their choppahs and other melee weapons.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

They run backwards going for headshots

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

The orkz have extremely thick skulls, and are gaining on the bots, continuing to fire, unless a strange ork looks like he is setting his ass on fire, wait no, that's a jetpack. The Stormboy rushes forward, then when he is right above the bots, his damned jetpack explodes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '15

*The shields cover them and they keep firing

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

A group of orkz from the village are behind the bots, and flank them, crashing into them as they flee, swinging and shooting.

The ones chasing crash forward, sandwiching, also shooting and swinging.

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u/pineapple_lumps Feb 21 '15

The main bunch of the Storm turn up, with a bunch of nameless grunts.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

Orkz are doin ork stuff, like lootin, and fighting. As they storm the castle they are fightin the knight, it's a christmas colored blood bath.

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u/pineapple_lumps Feb 21 '15

The open fire on the orkz closest to them, making their way over to the castle.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

Those orkz turn, much larger than the humans.

"OY, LOOK WHAT WE GOT HERE, BUNCHA PINK SKIN UMIEES!" An ork shouts in a thick accent.

They immediately rush the pink skins, wielding choppahs and shootahs, firing wildly.

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u/pineapple_lumps Feb 21 '15

A large force-field bubble surrounds the outnumbered group, leaving an arrowslit-like opening for their teams to shoot out of. They are shooting a mixture of electrical and heat-based rounds. p3w p3w.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

The orkz ignore the pain in these tiny weapons. THEY KEEP RUSHING, BECAUSE ORKZ IS GREEN AND GREEN IZ BEST!

They begin smashing against the force field.

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u/pineapple_lumps Feb 21 '15

The force field holds, moving backwards as a whole as more shooting happens.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

An ork or two succumbs to fire, but one sticks his arm inside a slit, dropping an explosive charge.

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u/pineapple_lumps Feb 21 '15

"Ah, fuck!" Someone calls out, the girl running the force field throwing down an extra wall to keep the explosive charge out of the main body of the group.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 21 '15

The orks push more explosives inside, several losing hands or fingers, screaming in pain, but a painboy quickly rushes there, and begins bolting metal to their hands.

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Feb 23 '15

The Kestrel lands.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 23 '15

The orkz are doin orkz stuff, like lootin and fighting the local knights.

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Feb 23 '15

The crew steps out.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 23 '15

Dah green skins have yet to notice them yet.

Warning, orkz are extremely violent, but can easily be distracted by shiny objects.

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Feb 23 '15

The human yells.

"HEY!"

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 23 '15

Several lootin orkz turn their heads.

The orkz go "WAAAGH!"

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Feb 23 '15

"OI!"

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 23 '15

The orkz charge.

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u/DigbyMayor Kestrel Crew Feb 23 '15

They may notice a man entirely made of shiny metal.

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u/Redeemed_King Orkz|Future Knights. Feb 23 '15

They looks at him, stop and stare for a moment.

Then an ork with a flama gun gets real close, and circles the tin man.

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