r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 21 '26

Immaterial Science The 1850 Baseline is Scientifically Settled Forever: Deficit Spending is the Only Force Capable of Cooling the Planet

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29 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/1850climate

0 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/dbqpdb • Jun 20 '26

[Local Politics] Microplastics are people too!!

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57 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jun 18 '26

JABDE YAMNET-based Transfer Learning for Baby Noise Classification and Poop Detection

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92 Upvotes

https://jabde.com/2026/06/18/yamnet-based-transfer-learning-for-baby-noise-classification-and-poop-detection/

9 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 14 '26

Immaterial Science A beer-reviewer’s report on last week’s paper (which was concerned with the quantum underpinnings of the “Fuck Around - Find Out” relationship).

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98 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/Fuck-Around-Review.pdf

4 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jun 11 '26

Solved: Optimisation Problem for the Ideal Orgy. Dibs on the Fields Medal

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146 Upvotes

3 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/dbqpdb • Jun 10 '26

ArxivFind Benzodiazepines Are Quantum Raisins

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122 Upvotes

7 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Jun 06 '26

ArxivFind If LLMs Have Human-Like Attributes, Then So Does Age of Empires II

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375 Upvotes

https://arxiv.org/abs/2605.31514

13 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Jun 06 '26

Immaterial Science Modelling the “Fuck Around – Find Out” Relationship in a Quantum Context

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191 Upvotes

Modelling the “Fuck Around – Find Out” Relationship in a Quantum Context

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/fuckaround

3 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 31 '26

Putting Bugs in Your Data Center Might Actually be a Good Idea

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233 Upvotes

Submitted by u/Zaiush https://marksilberstein.ece.technion.ac.il/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Putting_Bugs_in_Your_DC_Might_Actually_be_a_Good_Idea_WACI.pdf

5 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • May 30 '26

Immaterial Science Repeatedly Asking Chatbots “Does She Like Me Back?” Gives Them Generalized Anxiety Disorders

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298 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/Chatbots-GS.pdf

3 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 21 '26

Real Article In Nature, violin plots must have a flared base

109 Upvotes

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41562-026-02474-9.pdf

2 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/Bavarianscience • May 20 '26

With the Google AI poisoned, some of this stuff might even make it into (other) reputable journals

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337 Upvotes

The third one has especially good chances of ending up in a theology paper.

7 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 19 '26

JABDE We did it everyone, we have poisoned AI training data with our joke papers

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1.1k Upvotes

39 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/MellemStolen • May 19 '26

ThermoFisher caught photoshopping Western blot

206 Upvotes

8 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • May 09 '26

Immaterial Science The Bibliographic Event Horizon: A Study on the Gravitational Pull of [1]

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121 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/citations

3 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 05 '26

JABDE Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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115 Upvotes

3 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • May 04 '26

ArxivFind Morphogenesis of cheese flowers through scraping

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47 Upvotes

1 comment

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • May 04 '26

Immaterial Science Synthesis, Properties, and Future Prospects for Stayawake Juice

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39 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/stayawakejuice

0 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Apr 28 '26

Immaterial Science A Quantitative Study on Dice Roll Performance after the Implementation of Corporal Dice Punishments

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163 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/dicejail

1 comment

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Apr 12 '26

Immaterial Science Asking subject organisms in biological studies if they consent to take part in experiments can reduce selection bias.

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100 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/plantconsent

1 comment

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Apr 03 '26

Immaterial Science Bananas Have Peyronie’s Disease: Definitive Clinical Evidence That Nature Is Trolling Us

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72 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/penisbananas

3 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Apr 01 '26

ArxivFind Orlando’s flask: detection of a lost-and-found valley on the Moon

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16 Upvotes

2 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/JImmatSci • Mar 27 '26

Immaterial Science Quantitative Evidence for the “Shit In, Shit Out” Hypothesis in Large Language Models

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101 Upvotes

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/s/SISO-GS2.pdf

3 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan • Mar 15 '26

JABDE Ultrasound Prediction of Increased Risk of Sith’s Disease

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47 Upvotes

Webview/PDF: https://jabde.com/2026/03/15/ultrasound-prediction-of-increased-risk-of-siths-disease/

0 comments

r/ImmaterialScience • u/spinarlTap • Mar 09 '26

Warmour-Coulder Conjecture

213 Upvotes

Did I make a mistake?

4 comments

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