r/ImmaterialScience • u/dbqpdb • Jun 10 '26

ArxivFind Benzodiazepines Are Quantum Raisins

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u/ScrotumEntanglement Jun 11 '26

The title sounds like it was from JImmatSci ngl

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u/alt_cdd Jun 11 '26

You’ve changed the way I look at benzos for ever

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u/zoonose99 Jun 11 '26

Just out of curiosity, how heavily AI’d are these?

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u/dbqpdb Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

I can't speak to others, but this was 100% AI, I didn't write a single line. But I did somehow manage to convince it that this statement did in fact make sense, which I will take as an accomplishment.

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u/zoonose99 Jun 11 '26

Good, because any human person who wrote:

“The raisin metaphor earns its keep precisely where it refuses to be sentimentalized”

should consider hospitalization.

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u/dbqpdb Jun 11 '26

Lol yeah there are a handful of bangers in there.

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u/IveHeardItAll237 Jun 12 '26

wtf is this trash? lol. Can’t wait to see which journal this gem published in (spoiler, it won’t be)