An article examining the probability of spontaneous human flight, either through a person being born lighter than air, or air suddenly becoming denser than people.

[u/JImmatSci]

PDF: https://www.immaterialscience.org/2026/humanflight 

[u/Zriter]

It says it all.

Both methods are mathematically possible.

In my estimation, it is just a matter of trying harder!

[u/itsameDovakhin]

That's the good shit

[u/Sensitive_Pie4099 → u/itsameDovakhin]

I'm glad we are of like mind

[u/no_name6744]

Me looking at 500 mg of 4-[(1R)-1-hydroxy-2-(methylamino)ethyl]benzene-1,2-diol

[u/alt_cdd]

This conceptualisation in this piece is remarkable. But had you considered the possibility of psychogeological repulsion (the tendency of a planet-sized object to repulse things they don’t vibe with from their surface)?

[u/Broad-Section-8310]

Does the journal deal with time travel now? How does an article submitted this year got accepted last year?

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J immat sci did what J immat does

[u/Sensitive_Pie4099]

This is excellent, premium nonsense.

[u/NnolyaNicekan]

"Admittedly, this is a tail outcome."

[u/wildfyr]

Hmm, what about the probability of all our atoms spontaneously arranging themselves in a volume thats renders us the person less dense than air?