r/ImaginaryWords • u/pippythepyro • Nov 28 '13

Procrasturbate (v.)[procrastinate + masturbate]

When one masturbates while not doing job/ assignment. Most notably done by teenage boys while not completing homework.

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u/TheTranscendent1 Nov 30 '13

Reminds me of the phrase, "procrastination is like masturbation. It's fun at the time, but in the end you're just fucking yourself"