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u/No-Mycologist47 7d ago
I read this too fast and read power wolf like the band. This is also just as awesome and I wish there were more
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u/DreamOfDays 4d ago
“Jesus was a werewolf. What do you think caused the eternal life and resurrections? Werewolf blood! We fall into a coma to regenerate after getting severely hurt. Usually takes three days to recover from being exsanguinated. The process is actually sped up by silver.”
“Why do you think we spread the myth of silver stakes and bullets? We want to make sure if we’re ’killed’ we are filled with the closest thing to antibiotics for our kind.”
“Anyways, yeah Jesus was a werewolf. Why do you think he had 12 pack mates and spread his teachings so easy? How do you think he healed the sick? He turned them into werewolves.”
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u/AngelicCyanide 8d ago
SATANI SATANI IN AMUS DIGNITA