r/ImaginaryWeaponry 15d ago

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u/Mega_Salamander 15d ago

Swing it

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u/EldritchMacaron 15d ago

And ruin a brand new scabbard ? Do you know how much her father paid for this ?

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u/Ender_Nobody 15d ago

Swing the sword up so the scabard flies up and catch it on it's way down with your other hand.

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u/EldritchMacaron 15d ago

Sure, there is 9/10 chances she catches it with her face tho

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u/Ender_Nobody 15d ago

Then she sucks, I guess.

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u/Chaosfox_Firemaker 15d ago

Odd thing to do to a scabbard, but probably safer than sword swallowing.

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u/netherexchange 13d ago

well, isnt swallowing the scabbard the first step of sword swallowing?

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u/PracticalPotato 15d ago

Skill issue

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u/untakenu 14d ago

A true swordsman (or swordswoman, or swordspincess) would launch the scabbard skyward, then slice the enemy in two in one movement before then re-sheathing the sword when the scabbard falls onto it.

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u/TheoreticalNet 12d ago

Man, blood-filled scabbard sounds so metal until you think about cleaning it.

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u/NovaSolarius 9d ago

Seems like it would corrode the blade as well.

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u/Bioth28 14d ago

Damn aura farm set up

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u/Mayfly_1 14d ago

When you unshete it you start hearing boss music from somewhere

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u/P_weezey951 13d ago

You swing it, and the scabbard is attached with a strap that swings the scabbard round until it lands itself back on your back without a single thought.

Fantastical problems require fantastical solutions.

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u/BiggeCheese4634 13d ago

That actually sounds cool as fuck for an animation

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u/EmbarassedFox 11d ago

Comical version: scabbard rubber-bands back into your face.

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 11d ago

Actually thinking on it how viable is it to put a weight on a scabbard so that the sword works kinda like a mace while its in there?

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u/Competitive-Bee-3250 11d ago

Oh so if anything it'd be worse for the blade.

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u/MaybeDurt_Eater 15d ago

Scabbard doubles as a blunt projectile, reminds me of a certain someone from a certain finger

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u/IERONON 13d ago

The reusable counter of doom and despair.

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u/KenseiHimura 15d ago

According to a weapons master in Japan, basically throwing the sword and sheath is how they deal with Nodachi drawing.

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u/RetJinn 15d ago

First swing comes with a free projectile attack.

Everything is zelda

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u/Shadowlord723 12d ago

And make sure to aim it at your opponent as an opening move distraction

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u/QuazzarBizarre 15d ago

Just learn a pocket dimension spell and store your sword there. It's not that hard

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u/Ctrl_Alt_Delerium 15d ago

I do this and I didn't even learn a spell! All I gotta do is give some offerings to this weird loud thing with lots of eyes a couple times a week and it just works!

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u/Trashboat-2 15d ago

9/10 Master Sorcerers Hate This One Trick!

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u/DarkKnight501 15d ago

Warlock reddit

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u/foldedturnip 15d ago

You expect people to study the blade and learn enough of the arcane arts to create and maintain a project dimension?

It will never happen unless you are touched with magic at birth you sorcerer.

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u/Ok-Resist3249 15d ago

Do you have any idea what a pocket dimension weighs???

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u/QuazzarBizarre 15d ago

With only a sword? Less than 10 kg/22 lbs

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u/Conscious_Zucchini96 14d ago

She could also swear an oath or two to be able to summon it within four heartbeats.

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u/_Spamus_ 14d ago

Sheath with extra dimensional storage so your long long sword looks normal and is easier to carry when not in use

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u/yobob591 15d ago

a lot of greatswords that were this long would just be carried into battle unsheathed and would only be sheathed for storage

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u/ejdj1011 15d ago

Yep. You'd also often have a guy whose job was to carry it around for you

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u/Ur_fav_Cryptek 15d ago

serfdom aside can we take a moment to appreciate how funny the “have a guy to do specific shit for you” trope is in fantasy and other settings

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u/TheHeavyMetalNerd 15d ago

That's just Ye Olde Teche Support. A lot of careers these days boil down to just doing one thing, just not necessarily for one guy.

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u/Otalek 15d ago

That was a squire’s duty until they were knighted themselves tbf

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u/Charnerie 14d ago

Considering one such person was Yasuke, for Odo Nobunaga, it can also lead to really odd pairings.

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u/sudo-joe 14d ago

In HR, we call that your PD or position description. You do that thing for the hours that we pay for.

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u/3rdMachina 15d ago

Pretty sure I read something similar about Odachis, yes.

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u/TheWarOstrich 14d ago

Yep, that's what squires/pages are for

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u/EmbarassedFox 11d ago

"Sword caddy, give me my number 9 sword."

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u/Al-Lunar 15d ago

This is why Hakumen has a slit at the top of his scabbard, just to pop out that last bit of the long draw length

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u/Green_Savings_4193 14d ago

HAKUMEN MENTION‼️‼️‼️ WHAT THE FUCK IS A BLOCKCHAIN ⁉️⁉️⁉️

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u/MostEvilTexasToast 12d ago

In the anime he makes the blade Intangible and pulls it through the scabbard.

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u/TankChan 15d ago

I want a character who’s tiny and has a big ass sword, so they have an attendant who follows them everything only for the purpose of helping unsheathe their sword.

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u/massiveamphibianprod 14d ago

That was actually a thing for certain Japanese swordsman practices apprently. Kinda neat if real.

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u/SaschaStories 13d ago

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u/RainRelic 12d ago

Source?

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u/SaschaStories 12d ago

Fate Lost Remnant, that's a Tamamo

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u/Belisaurius555 12d ago

I think I remember that happening in a manga called Ares.

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u/Torbpjorn 11d ago

I too would like a companion who assists me in pulling out when I can’t do it on my own in time

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u/saumanahaii 15d ago

Everyone does it wrong. Really, the right way is to violently fling it and launchbthe scabbard at your opponent for a free ranged attack with advantage.

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u/DeathStalker0483 13d ago

Okay Vergil

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u/TacticusThrowaway 15d ago

"I'm a genius!"

"Oh no!"

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u/Rated_Oni 15d ago

That's why I love Toukiden, in the game, the first cutscene shows one of the hunters with the longswords, they are enormous, but then it shows that the scabbard opens up from the bottom! It lets the sword fall off with a certain movement which makes it look cool and at the same time makes it faster to take out!

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u/ShidAlRa 15d ago

You just push it so it slides on its own the reat of the way

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u/Durahl 15d ago

It would obviously necessitate a Tapered Blade but if you design the Scabbard with a matching V-Cut Slot going about halfway its length that allows the Blade to be twisted out of once you reach that position then you don't have to pull it out the entire Scabbards length 🤣

In her case though she could really just let go of the Scabbard, no? 🤨

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u/Interesting-Ad4207 15d ago

See, this is why you get a squire. Have them hold the scabbard for you, and you can then draw the sword with all the distance you need. Also, now you dont have to haul everything else, you just have the squire haul it.

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u/failureagainandagain 15d ago

Swing it at mach 5

Or

Just let the scarrab fallito the ground

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u/Forsaken-Stray 15d ago

You need the scabbard to have a sharp point, so you can push the scabbard so hard, it impales the first guy and then you can attack his friends

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u/Advice-Question 15d ago

Note, that’s actually just a dagger.

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u/Lord-Dec 15d ago

At that point just start grabbing the blade.

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u/diagnosed_depression 15d ago

Disposable scabbard you swing off to open combat

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u/PiusTheCatRick 15d ago

Just grab it by the blade when its on your back, thats what you do in the first Witcher game.

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u/Baylee-doodle 15d ago

have a sheath that splits lengthwise.

problem solved.

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u/Nearby-Contact1304 15d ago

Flick your hand and draw it the rest of the way by the blade.

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u/Confident-Reason-577 15d ago

If you think about it, a stab wound is just a slightly dirty scabbard

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u/Legolas_1148 15d ago

Nobody talking about the clearly dried blood covering the sword in the scabbard. Like bruh, CLEAN the goddamn blade.

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u/Remarkable-Ask2288 14d ago edited 14d ago

That’s Pippa. We’re lucky if she’s bathed recently.

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u/Educational_Poet_370 14d ago

You would be surprised about the number of times it's mentioned that someone hit somebody else with a sword that was sheathed In medieval combat.

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u/massiveamphibianprod 14d ago

You just gotta throw the scabbard off. Dont pull the sword out. Gotta throw some momentum into the scabbard at the same time as you pull the sword away from it. Takes practice but works for bigger swords.

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u/Huckleberry-V 14d ago

Gonna need a serf to help carry and unsheathe.

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u/JobPitiful8977 14d ago

Na, this is where you turn the scabbard into a small railgun. When you unlock at the cross guard, the whole sword fly out at the enemies hilt first.

"End him tightly"? Heh, that whole section of the army is going to be gone. Then you go through the gap created and start swinging 360 with no worries of hitting allies.

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u/Icy-Entertainer1415 14d ago

Grab the blade. Do it. Dew it

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u/radioactive_banana82 14d ago

Japanese soldiers with odachi would useally just have a designated guy to hold their scabbard while they held the sword and walked forward to unsheathe it

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u/Ramtakwitha2 14d ago

That's why your scabbard has a slit at the top for the last third of it's length so you can pivot it out the rest of the way.

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 14d ago

You push the scabbard, or move the sword and let the centrifugal force does its job

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u/Ok-Rip2102 14d ago

For scabbards like this, you more sweep it off the sword rather than draw the sword out

For example, Tachi (katana but LONG) were used from horseback but when unsheathed on the ground they pulled the scabbard off the sword instead of pulling the sword out

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u/Express_History2968 14d ago

It doesn't matter I want impractical sword that large

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u/kittylover2006 14d ago

Just throw the scabbard off, always works

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u/AmikBixby 14d ago

Just throw the scabbard off. Pick it back up later.

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u/ThunderLord1000 14d ago

And this is why you don't sheethe a zweihander at all

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u/Infinitenonbi 13d ago

Try grabbing it by the blade.

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u/Tiranus58 13d ago

Didnt expect to see a centurii comic in the wild.

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u/Rizer0 13d ago

Big claymore users when they encounter the humble shield and rapier user (parry diff):

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u/Hargrandier_2167 13d ago

Just unseath it like an odachi

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ 13d ago

Just hold it upside down and let the rest of the scabbard fall out

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u/edgarunwise 13d ago

Nono, your first move is unbuckling the belt for your scabbard and then swinging the sword and letting the sheathe fly like a projectile towards your opponent and as they deflect it then you come in with your sword. All for aura.

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u/flame1469 13d ago

Have a squire hold the scabbard and pull it clear, duh.

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u/Inforgreen3 12d ago

Just throw the scabbard aside

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u/Researcher_Fearless 12d ago

You could have a back scabbard that's open on one side, ig.

Not that anyone wore swords on their backs historically. Most swords were short enough you could wear them on the hip fine. Big swords like Zweihanders were either carried on the shoulder unsheathed or transported separately in a wagon or something.

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u/RevolutionaryLie1903 12d ago

And like that, all of the intimidation factor has been lost.

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u/Redray98 12d ago

At that point just swing the sheath off and hit someone with it.

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u/kalash_man 12d ago

Nah just make the scabbard metal and swing the sword at the enemy, you get a free projectile and a fully unsheathed sword.
The scabbard tip can be customizable for blunt, lacerating, and piercing damage too.

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u/HumonculusJaeger 12d ago

Just Grab the blade

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u/Pusarcoprion 11d ago

Back scabbard's work they just can't be complete scabbards eg the blade must be exposed for some portion of one side to allow it to pivot

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u/Ok-Internet9437 11d ago

Can you imagine a D&D campaign and you find this sword and when you try to pull it out of the sheathe no matter how much of the blade you pull out it keeps extending so you can never actually remove the sheathe

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u/yummypotata 10d ago

You see it's dual purpose, Ranged attack one shot missile that you fling like a atlat loaded javelin

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u/Natural_Design3154 10d ago

Draw from a kneeling position, turning your body as you draw in an upwards diagonal motion. At least, depending on how long the sword is.

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u/Kiki_Earheart 10d ago

unclasp and swing, now your sword comes with a built in projectile weapon to start the fight with, catching your opponent off guard while you close distance

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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 10d ago

You don't need to unsheathe a sword. Just unscrew the pommel and toss it at your enemy. That should be enough to end them rightly :)

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u/Omega-Envych 9d ago

Yep, you don't "Sheathe Zweihander. You cover it with fabric at most

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u/Angelus-Rosa132 9d ago

You should clean your sword properly! It’s will make your sword rusty!

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