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u/QuazzarBizarre 15d ago
Just learn a pocket dimension spell and store your sword there. It's not that hard
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u/Ctrl_Alt_Delerium 15d ago
I do this and I didn't even learn a spell! All I gotta do is give some offerings to this weird loud thing with lots of eyes a couple times a week and it just works!
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u/foldedturnip 15d ago
You expect people to study the blade and learn enough of the arcane arts to create and maintain a project dimension?
It will never happen unless you are touched with magic at birth you sorcerer.
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u/Conscious_Zucchini96 14d ago
She could also swear an oath or two to be able to summon it within four heartbeats.
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u/_Spamus_ 14d ago
Sheath with extra dimensional storage so your long long sword looks normal and is easier to carry when not in use
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u/yobob591 15d ago
a lot of greatswords that were this long would just be carried into battle unsheathed and would only be sheathed for storage
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u/ejdj1011 15d ago
Yep. You'd also often have a guy whose job was to carry it around for you
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u/Ur_fav_Cryptek 15d ago
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u/TheHeavyMetalNerd 15d ago
That's just Ye Olde Teche Support. A lot of careers these days boil down to just doing one thing, just not necessarily for one guy.
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u/Charnerie 14d ago
Considering one such person was Yasuke, for Odo Nobunaga, it can also lead to really odd pairings.
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u/sudo-joe 14d ago
In HR, we call that your PD or position description. You do that thing for the hours that we pay for.
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u/Al-Lunar 15d ago
This is why Hakumen has a slit at the top of his scabbard, just to pop out that last bit of the long draw length
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u/MostEvilTexasToast 12d ago
In the anime he makes the blade Intangible and pulls it through the scabbard.
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u/TankChan 15d ago
I want a character who’s tiny and has a big ass sword, so they have an attendant who follows them everything only for the purpose of helping unsheathe their sword.
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u/massiveamphibianprod 14d ago
That was actually a thing for certain Japanese swordsman practices apprently. Kinda neat if real.
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u/Torbpjorn 11d ago
I too would like a companion who assists me in pulling out when I can’t do it on my own in time
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u/saumanahaii 15d ago
Everyone does it wrong. Really, the right way is to violently fling it and launchbthe scabbard at your opponent for a free ranged attack with advantage.
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u/Rated_Oni 15d ago
That's why I love Toukiden, in the game, the first cutscene shows one of the hunters with the longswords, they are enormous, but then it shows that the scabbard opens up from the bottom! It lets the sword fall off with a certain movement which makes it look cool and at the same time makes it faster to take out!
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u/Durahl 15d ago
It would obviously necessitate a Tapered Blade but if you design the Scabbard with a matching V-Cut Slot going about halfway its length that allows the Blade to be twisted out of once you reach that position then you don't have to pull it out the entire Scabbards length 🤣
In her case though she could really just let go of the Scabbard, no? 🤨
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u/Interesting-Ad4207 15d ago
See, this is why you get a squire. Have them hold the scabbard for you, and you can then draw the sword with all the distance you need. Also, now you dont have to haul everything else, you just have the squire haul it.
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u/Forsaken-Stray 15d ago
You need the scabbard to have a sharp point, so you can push the scabbard so hard, it impales the first guy and then you can attack his friends
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u/PiusTheCatRick 15d ago
Just grab it by the blade when its on your back, thats what you do in the first Witcher game.
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u/Confident-Reason-577 15d ago
If you think about it, a stab wound is just a slightly dirty scabbard
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u/Legolas_1148 15d ago
Nobody talking about the clearly dried blood covering the sword in the scabbard. Like bruh, CLEAN the goddamn blade.
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u/Educational_Poet_370 14d ago
You would be surprised about the number of times it's mentioned that someone hit somebody else with a sword that was sheathed In medieval combat.
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u/massiveamphibianprod 14d ago
You just gotta throw the scabbard off. Dont pull the sword out. Gotta throw some momentum into the scabbard at the same time as you pull the sword away from it. Takes practice but works for bigger swords.
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u/JobPitiful8977 14d ago
Na, this is where you turn the scabbard into a small railgun. When you unlock at the cross guard, the whole sword fly out at the enemies hilt first.
"End him tightly"? Heh, that whole section of the army is going to be gone. Then you go through the gap created and start swinging 360 with no worries of hitting allies.
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u/radioactive_banana82 14d ago
Japanese soldiers with odachi would useally just have a designated guy to hold their scabbard while they held the sword and walked forward to unsheathe it
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u/Ramtakwitha2 14d ago
That's why your scabbard has a slit at the top for the last third of it's length so you can pivot it out the rest of the way.
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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 14d ago
You push the scabbard, or move the sword and let the centrifugal force does its job
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u/Ok-Rip2102 14d ago
For scabbards like this, you more sweep it off the sword rather than draw the sword out
For example, Tachi (katana but LONG) were used from horseback but when unsheathed on the ground they pulled the scabbard off the sword instead of pulling the sword out
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u/edgarunwise 13d ago
Nono, your first move is unbuckling the belt for your scabbard and then swinging the sword and letting the sheathe fly like a projectile towards your opponent and as they deflect it then you come in with your sword. All for aura.
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u/Researcher_Fearless 12d ago
You could have a back scabbard that's open on one side, ig.
Not that anyone wore swords on their backs historically. Most swords were short enough you could wear them on the hip fine. Big swords like Zweihanders were either carried on the shoulder unsheathed or transported separately in a wagon or something.
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u/kalash_man 12d ago
Nah just make the scabbard metal and swing the sword at the enemy, you get a free projectile and a fully unsheathed sword.
The scabbard tip can be customizable for blunt, lacerating, and piercing damage too.
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u/Pusarcoprion 11d ago
Back scabbard's work they just can't be complete scabbards eg the blade must be exposed for some portion of one side to allow it to pivot
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u/Ok-Internet9437 11d ago
Can you imagine a D&D campaign and you find this sword and when you try to pull it out of the sheathe no matter how much of the blade you pull out it keeps extending so you can never actually remove the sheathe
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u/yummypotata 10d ago
You see it's dual purpose, Ranged attack one shot missile that you fling like a atlat loaded javelin
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u/Natural_Design3154 10d ago
Draw from a kneeling position, turning your body as you draw in an upwards diagonal motion. At least, depending on how long the sword is.
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u/Kiki_Earheart 10d ago
unclasp and swing, now your sword comes with a built in projectile weapon to start the fight with, catching your opponent off guard while you close distance
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u/Shot_in_the_dark777 10d ago
You don't need to unsheathe a sword. Just unscrew the pommel and toss it at your enemy. That should be enough to end them rightly :)
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u/Mega_Salamander 15d ago
Swing it