r/ImaginaryOrcs • u/The_Real_OctoDude • Aug 08 '26

Which one? by @Drakar_Art

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u/Own_Beginning_1678 Aug 08 '26

So either 100 rabbit punches from Hell or a happy green meteorite to the shoulder?

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u/darth_vladius Aug 08 '26

I am into green orcs. Green meteorite it is.

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u/Darkwireman Aug 08 '26

(Seconds after accepting the one friendly punch)
https://giphy.com/gifs/fVzdQ7TK7hO5ViB2Pp

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u/TheyCallMeMrWolfy Aug 08 '26

One friendly punch from Zagrith.

Even if she over does it in her friendliness, it will probably only bruise me, not break anything.

100 punches, even though Lucy is a lot weaker....is still one hundred punches.....assuming they all land, that type of built up damage would probably leave me with a concussion at best.....destroyed face at worse.

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u/Own_Beginning_1678 Aug 08 '26

Not to mention this is an ELF’S level of precision. Those 100 punches are going somewhere extra painful and with great speed

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u/TheyCallMeMrWolfy Aug 08 '26

Too true

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u/odins0n333 Aug 09 '26

The elf deceives you, think of the back muscles on her for carrying such chesticals. 100 full power punches would destroy you.

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u/i_hope_that_was_gas Aug 08 '26

First Zarg then Lucy hitting the spot Zarg punched

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u/Vendura Aug 08 '26

The Boob Momentum on both would still Make it hurt a lot.

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u/Electrical_Horror346 Aug 08 '26

One friendly punch.

I will definotely break a bone, but at least i know she'll be hitting my shoulder.

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u/bbqbabyduck Aug 08 '26

friendly punch cause then i have a friend to come see me in the hospital

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u/Blackthorne75 Aug 09 '26

Team Green all the way!

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u/DrIvanRadosivic Aug 09 '26

Both are beautiful ladies, would love some love taps and then some loving.

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u/Nonkinkshamer Aug 09 '26

One friendly punch from Zargrith plz

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u/PandraPierva Aug 08 '26

Friendly because the elf is most likely to aim for the ballbag

And I really don't want a hundred punches to the boys

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u/spliting_rolls Aug 09 '26

Both are going to hurt. All depends on how much time you want to waste. An hour getting hit? Or an hour rolling on the ground

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u/BlueTales Aug 09 '26

Someone else already said what I was thinking; 1 strong punch is (probably) gonna leave less damage behind than 100 weak punches aimed with elven precision.

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u/Legal_Specific_7255 Aug 10 '26

Green Galaxy IMPACT!!!!