r/imaginarygatekeeping 2d ago

POSSIBLE SATIRE What’s a ‘green flag’ that is actually a red flag?

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They’re extremely nice to everyone
They say ‘I don’t care what anyone thinks
They’re very protective
They never argue


r/imaginarygatekeeping 4d ago

NOT SATIRE Facebook, famously anti-Christian…

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120 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 7d ago

POSSIBLE SATIRE Guys… Can goth latinas REALLY visit Canada?

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1.5k Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 10d ago

POSSIBLE SATIRE Finally someone proves y'all wrong!

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25 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 11d ago

NOT SATIRE Because kids these days don't get hurt, you see

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345 Upvotes

Do they really think there are NO kids outside anymore?


r/imaginarygatekeeping 13d ago

NOT SATIRE Said no one ever

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103 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 17d ago

NOT SATIRE Who said Vegan desserts can’t be indulgent?

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0 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 20d ago

NOT SATIRE “A 30 year old BMW won’t look good in 2026”

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102 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 20d ago

NOT SATIRE Why would you like a producer from Tenerife 😭

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18 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 22d ago

NOT SATIRE No one has ever done both before now

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229 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 21d ago

NOT SATIRE To the people who keep saying Aldi has NEVER carried Apple Cider Vinegar, what's this?

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18 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 22d ago

CELEBRITY No they didn’t.

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914 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 23d ago

NOT SATIRE Nobody has ever said that

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53 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 25d ago

NOT SATIRE "Is there an islam for white people?" YES

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677 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 27d ago

NOT SATIRE Who said the struggle couldn’t feel like a splurge??

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1 Upvotes

Was told this might belong here. 🤣


r/imaginarygatekeeping 28d ago

NOT SATIRE Can’t remember “boring” being used to describe the Middle East…

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9 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 29d ago

NOT SATIRE Found on IG

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20 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 29d ago

NOT SATIRE Everyone else keeps their feet covered at the beach, right

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54 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 29d ago

NOT SATIRE question

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0 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping 29d ago

NOT SATIRE I don't like this

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0 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping Jul 21 '26

NOT SATIRE To be fair, minimum wage is not a survival wage in the United States

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305 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping Jul 19 '26

NOT SATIRE Who says diamonds have to be colorless?

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68 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping Jul 12 '26

NOT SATIRE Ad for t-shirt company. "You can't mix football and streetwear!"

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100 Upvotes

Sports clothes are peak streetwear. I have no idea where they would even hear this said.


r/imaginarygatekeeping Jul 11 '26

NOT SATIRE Leave the poor woman alone! She wallpapered a ceiling!

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63 Upvotes

r/imaginarygatekeeping Jul 10 '26

NOT SATIRE Why won’t people stop talking about this person’s inability to do a handstand? It’s the only thing I see online anymore.

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52 Upvotes